skyetheory

[skyetheory]

What if my bike steals my legs and attaches it to itself? It will then become one step closer to becoming a real human boy. With these new legs, it will go out and tear the body parts off of other people and become fully human. Then it will come back to kill me, take my place in society and begin to study Nuclear Medicine and receive a PhD. It will then secretly gather the materials to form warheads to launch and North Korea, thus creating uneasy tension between the US and them leading to a nuclear fall out ultimately leading to Armageddon. And this is the shit excuse I tell my friends just so I don't need to go outside.