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The Mighty Nein

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bro did you just forget about covid or

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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I cannot get over those long-snout dog breeds that really do that nose thing. Like there's something interesting to sniff a little bit to the side, but not interesting enough to turn your whole head to sniff, and they just go

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so proud of critical role for inventing German

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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tv shows don’t do deliciously ugly MESS like they used to, it’s all waay too pristine and palatable and perfectly marketable. which is why lestat becoming a rockstar to deal with centuries of family and vampire trauma all while being in a bitchy situationship with the husband he’s divorcing for the third time and being haunted by his dead daughter and reuniting with his non-binary undead mother-lover, and also meeting the journalist/newly-turned-vampire, latest favourite toy and obsession of his husband’s ex-husband, the man responsible for painting a picture of him he takes personal offense to that the whole world has read, while also reminiscing about his life and telling his version of a story everyone else has told but him, IS actually gonna heal my soul

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BABES ITS BEEN CONFIRMED LETS GOOOO

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the bad bitch duo of all time has arrived

they are sopping wet. malnourished. shadiest motherfuckers around. they have a whole book of cons to run on you. i'd let them <3

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essek in all the m9 animated promo

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

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No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.