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Caster dies

Smite Twink

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yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved...

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a reboot or revival of some kind seems like less of a threat and more of a promise these days. are you in or out?

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Tumblr is making features nobody uses in dreams now

Tumblr introduced a "postmortem" feature, where dead celebrities could blog from the afterlife. Only Terry Pratchett used it.

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<3

Mutuals

I'm sorry for all the random shit you find on your dash.

I love you

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Taylor Swift released a song that was complaining about a Tumblr bot that posted her daily evilness levels. She thought it wasn't calling her evil enough.

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I think the skin ball in gonna GO

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

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Every "online autism test" is like

Question n: Do you struggle with answering ambiguous or unclear questions?

Yes

No

Question n+1: Are sounds good?

Yes

No

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Context: I have a pet balloon (lime green) named Jake.

Dream: Jake had a string and he had a red girlfriend who didn't.

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marihauana

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hmmm

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As a last resort to defeat the BBEG whose power has now gotten out of hand, the party uses a one-time forbidden spell to travel back in time to kill the villain as a baby.

Of course, this leads to the resulting attempts to the party to justify to the court back in the past why they cleaved a toddler in half with a flaming greatsword.

­You can actually justify a lot of things with "I just saved the future!"

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who is the best tumblr cat if not you

I think it’s pangur san! She’s very beautiful and……. sometimes…… sometimes a little bit funny…… I’m so sorry Ms….

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I cast bouncy ball!

I just felt a spell bounce off of me