I pride myself on my occupation as the "thing" (specifics of which are undisclosed in casual conversation) who drops by to provida snacks and good spirited games of poker to the alternative creature residing beneath your bed. And if you are inclined to argue that your bed is elevated, nonexistent, collapsed, or otherwise a poor living space for any such creature, then I am here to kindly explain that it has migrated, and the real reason we have beds is so we know where said creature is. It could be anywhere now. Have a nice day!(Currently setting up launch for a comic: “We Come In Chaos” to be further referenced on this blog.) (Additionally, feral behavior is warranted with the comings and goings of hyperfixations.)
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diversity win? this gorilla and this floating brain orb are gay? i guess?
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I've been seeing a lot of "Metropolis hates Superman" posts out there but here's the thing, they don't.
The average citizen LOVES Superman. They all chipped in to save him near the end of last season. They wave at him as he flies past. Dr. Irons tries to find someway to contact Superman for help because his of reputation.
Normal people can have their hearts changed and open up. The ones who DO hate Superman are the ones who have a Investment in him being gone.
The Metropolis elite, The wealthy, those with power in the government. The people whom (Baring a massive earth threatening event) would be fine without him. The cops would listen to them. the best lawyers would would work on their behalf and they can hire any trained muscle to do the rest.
And why wouldn't they hate him? They were the most powerful people out there until comes Superman in redefining what power even looks like. Ivo was the type of guy who'd normally never face consequences for his actions but once Superman got involved, he was deservedly ruined.
And what freaks them out even more is that Superman is not acting like how a powerful person normally acts. He's not using his power to gain more power and influence like they do. He's just giving his time energy and services away for free to anyone who asks or needs them. They can't compete with that. How are they supposed to stay as the top dog whom all the little people will pay to get all the solutions from with him around?
Forget all those grim dark takes on Superheros that claim "This is what superheros would be like in the real world.
THIS is what being a superhero in the real world would look like.
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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"
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"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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