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in other news i need to go to bed but the humidity has gone up to fucking 88% and its FOUL

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absolutely fascinating how i will like my writing, but the moment it leaves my notes app i start having Terrible self esteem issues and the imposter syndrome kicks in like ohh my god is this bad actually?? this is bad. is it bad? am i just reading it too much? its shite. is it shite??

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*inserts niche county rivalries into my dragon age fanfictions (and Cream First Propaganda lmao (งȍvȍ)ง)*

Dorian reached for a scone, and glanced up to find Caspian staring very intently at what he was doing.

“…Have I committed an outrageous faux pas or something?” Dorian asked, setting the scone down on his plate. “I feel like you’re going to burn me with your eyes.”

Caspian blinked, cheeks going a little red.“Sorry,” he said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck, “I was just waiting to see what you would put on it.”

What he would..? Dorian looked over the serving tray as if it would offer some kind of clue, but he saw only scones, jam, and the clotted cream. What else could he possibly put on it?

“Is this some kind of intricate Ostwickian test? Am I going to be kicked out if I do this wrong?”

A laugh bubbled out of Caspian and he waved his hands apologetically. “Maker, no, nothing like that!” he said. “It’s only that– there’s an old rivalry in Ostwick; practically splits the city. About whether you put the jam or the cream on a scone first. I was curious what someone who didn’t grow up there would do.”

Scone rivalries… It was so quaint, that Dorian felt all fluffy inside.

“Well, what do you do first?” he asked.

“Oh no, no, no– I’m not going to influence your answer. Pick for yourself.”

“Hm.” Dorian tapped his scone absentmindedly. Caspian could deny all he wanted that it was a test, but this still felt oddly stressful. “I suppose… I don’t see any butter, so perhaps the cream first? It already looks a bit like the white butter we have back in Tevinter.”

Caspian thrust his arms out enthusiastically, rattling the tray slightly. “Yes! Exactly!” he exclaimed, eyes shining with apparent satisfaction. “The cream replaces the butter!”

Maker’s breath, this may have been the most fired-up Dorian had ever seen him. It was utterly adorable.

“I chose correctly, then?” Dorian ventured with a smirk, eyebrow raised.

Caspian huffed and rolled his eyes good-naturedly, finally grabbing a scone for himself and slicing it in half. His voice took on a conspiratorial tone.

“The Trevelyan side of my family subscribes to jam first,” he said, taking a heaped spoonful of cream with a sly smile. “But I prefer it the other way ‘round.”

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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give him soup.

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youtube has fucked around so adblock isnt working properly on safari, but unfortunately for them, 10 seconds of black screen and the occasional static picture ad that i need to skip through is infinitely more preferable than the standard ad setup ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

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messy Tiger Tiger drawing bc they live in my mind rent free now 😵‍💫

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Source

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its 18 degrees and 80%+ humidity i am Suffering

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YOOOOO!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈

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waow so many bats out tonight!!!

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me whenever i see the hairy hands mentioned

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gwen and bridget are in love ⚔️👑