me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"
my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"
Trying to not be mad today but I remembered that David Cage made heavy rain and then they let him keep making games after that… there is no justice in this world
Had a dream last night I was on a bus and we crashed in the woods for no reason so obviously me and my companions decided to not call 911 and instead fled into a deep underground bunker because there were wolves in the woods. When we got down there the door locked so we couldn’t leave and there was a wolf down there too except it was huge and it was a white wolf that could talk. It didn’t actively try to kill us but it wouldn’t let us leave either so I tried to kill it with a knife. It had healing powers and while I was stabbing the wolf I finally called 911 and the operator was like what’s your emergency and I was like I’m stabbing a wolf in a bunker PLEASE help and she said that it sounded like I already had things handled and refused to send people to help us. Then the wolf healed and told us to chill out and just stay there forever because the bunker made us immortal and honestly he was kind of cool? Like he didn’t bite me at all when I stabbed him so honestly that’s on me. There was also a ghost child down there and somehow there were windows to see outside despite us being underground so we could see all of the not cool wolves hunting us in the woods.
And then I dreamt I was an old woman who went to the library to find an old book that I enjoyed in my youth only to find a handwritten letter in the back of the book from my old boyfriend. I didn’t remember this boyfriend at all but I used the clues in the letter to track him down and try and reconnect because I was an old woman with nothing else to do I guess. I did find him eventually but he was PISSED that I didn’t remember him and he was actually working at the library the whole time. I only remembered him when he showed me a picture of himself as a young stud and then he took off his glasses but his eyes were scary and NOT cool so I decided to wake up.