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Holy ground

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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Leverage 1x2- "The Homecoming Job"

Leverage 2x6- "The Top Hat Job"

Leverage 3x11- "The Rashomon Job"

Leverage 3x12- "The King George Job"

Leverage 4x1- "The Long Way Down Job"

Leverage 5x3- "The First Contact Job""

Leverage 5x9- "The Rundown Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x2- "The Panamanian Monkey Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x3- "The Rollin' on the River Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x7- "The Double-Edged Sword Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x4- "The Date Night Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x8- "The Turkish Prisoner Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x13- "The Crowning Achievement Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x6- "The Swipe Right Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x8- "The Cooling Off the Mark Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x9- "The Polygeist Job"

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breanna in early leverage redemption: i wish they’d trust me and let me do stuff by myself :/

breanna getting chased with an axe in the polygeist job & the most help she’s getting is being told to head west: NOT WHAT I MEANT

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Dan: I'm too happy with you I need to move out Also Dan: I've never spent more than a couple of weeks away from you.

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I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

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like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

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joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick

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quilt beetle

watercolor on BFK Rives paper

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Things we have confirmed about the Pope from his brothers:

1) he's bad at wordle

2) he's watched the movie conclave

3) his favorite game to play growing up was pretend mass where he would be the priest and make his brothers sit through it

4) he's a white Sox fan

5) his brothers favorite way to bully him was pushing him down the stairs

6) he prefers thin crust pizza over deep dish

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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apologies if this has been done before but

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The two parter “king uther fucks a troll” episode of Merlin is truly such a fine piece of absurdist television. Morgana is already “evil” at this point. Merlin and morgana both hate uther. Uther is a really dark character for the rest of the show. The amount of vision is takes to have him be under a spell where he’s like “I LOVE this troll! She is beautiful! Stop being mean to her” while every other character is united for once being like “please please stop fucking the troll! She doesn’t like you! She’s tricking you!”

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Ami Hagiwara aka 萩原亜美 aka Oscar Solanum (Japanese, b. 1998, Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan) - Meat Section, Paintings: Oil on Paper

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?