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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

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by The Cannibal Orange

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Zelda fan #1: THE BEST ZELDA GAME IS OCARINA OF TIME!

Zelda fan #2: NO! IT’S FUCKING TWILIGHT PRINCESS!

Zelda fan #3: A LINK TO THE PAST, BITCHES!

Me *places myself between the fans*: Guys, I think we all know the true Zelda masterpiece.

*Zelda fans 1, 2, and 3 proceed to chase me furiously down alleyways*

Me *in fear for my life* : IT WAS A JOKE! IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!

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So deadmau5 is transphobic and homophobic huh?

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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

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Liam notices Sam’s flask

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Fjord: I summon the falchion, I hold it right up to his throat.

bonus matt:

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Villager trailer: “Dear Villager: You have been cordially invited to the next Smash Bros.! We look forward to seeing you in battle.”

Duck Hunt trailer: “Yo sup we’re here. Wanna join Smash Bros.”

Inking trailer: “YOU ARE WITH US NOW. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. HAIL SAKURAI”

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SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

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he caught the sun a little

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Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

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joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

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i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

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(via Hitzel89)