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Corran Horn: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!
Kyp Durron: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.
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STAR WARS APPRECIATION WEEK Day 12: Favourite familial/platonic relationship
OBI-WAN KENOBI & ANAKIN SKYWALKER
You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.
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#NOT JUST A CLONE SOLDIER #NOT JUST ONE OF THE CLONES WHO KILLED OBI-WAN’S ENTIRE FAMILY AND CULTURE AND PEOPLE #BUT A 501ST CLONE #ANAKIN’S BATTALION #’YOU CAN’T RUN FROM HIM, OBI-WAN’ ISN’T JUST ABOUT VADER #ANAKIN’S FINGERPRINTS ARE ON THE ENTIRE GALAXY #FROM LUKE TO LEIA TO THE SABERS IN THE SAND TO OBI-WAN’S DREAMS TO THE PEOPLE HE MEETS ON THE STREET #THERE IS NO RUNNING FROM ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S LEGACY
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“In the unlikely event that you encounter something that is not covered here, find a man named Kyp Durron, get his advice, and then do the opposite.”
— Luke Skywalker’s Jedi Academy Orientation Video (via incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes)
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“As badly as I have hurt him, he won’t expose me in front of the cameras. Won’t condemn me with a halfhearted kiss. He’s still looking out for me. Just as he did in the arena. Somehow the thought makes me want to cry.”
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Top 10 Marvel Characters as voted by my followers ↳ 10. STEVE ROGERS
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Royal Danish Theater, Conservatoire, by August Bournonville
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This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.
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“I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”
— Kyp Durron (via incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes)
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friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.
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Jacen Solo: Ben, Ben, Ben.
Jacen Solo: Okay. I get it. You had a bad day.
Jacen Solo: You're stressed out, seven people died -
Ben Skywalker: TWELVE PEOPLE!
Jacen Solo: Not the point.
Jacen Solo: Look, they're dead now. And really, who's fault is that?
Ben Skywalker: YOURS!
Jacen Solo: That's right. No one's.
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Wedge Antilles: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.
Mon Mothma: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.
Wedge Antilles: Wasps.
Luke Skywalker: Spiders.
Admiral Ackbar: Terriers.
Han Solo: Leia.
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Qui-Gon: Master, can I have a story?
Dooku: Once upon a time, there was a little padawan that made his master so crazy, he decided to sell him to a circus.
Qui-Gon: An evil circus?
Dooku: No, a nice one with monkeys.
Qui-Gon: Thank you.
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“My activities of killing people, harming them, maiming and poisoning them has created countless jobs for women in STEM (coroner, trauma nurse, bomb defuser) but sadly we can’t control every outcome”
— Darth Revan
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