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Slan Slander
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Doomed by the Narrative and being the fucking worst about it|they/them| slommy enthusiast
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sl-an · 1 month ago
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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sl-an · 2 months ago
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May 8: The Count has a peculiar disapproval of mirrors
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sl-an · 2 months ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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sl-an · 4 months ago
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Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck
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sl-an · 4 months ago
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
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source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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sl-an · 5 months ago
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sl-an · 5 months ago
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sl-an · 5 months ago
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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sl-an · 6 months ago
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You can only reblog this today.
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sl-an · 6 months ago
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It’s that time of the year again
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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never ever ever gets old
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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John Rogers, proving himself once again to be an entire vibe.
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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sl-an · 7 months ago
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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry
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