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Periodic reminder that if not supporting bigots is important to you, that Brendan Eich is behind the Brave browser.

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Let’s be clear, I’m not saying that it would be a particularly successful cult. I could absolutely get like 3 or 4 people to wear some robes and do some dark rituals though.

If you were sufficiently determined and sufficiently morally bankrupt, do you think you could start a cult?

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how it feels to make the mature decision regarding your long-term future

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People really do be telling on themselves all the time.

Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.

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If anybody wants a good definition of “virtue signaling” in action, second post down is a perfect example of both what it is and why it’s such a pernicious rhetorical strategy beloved by the small-minded and myopic.

Everybody knows that 35-65 year old women are objectively sexier than everyone else on the planet. Yes I know that’s a wide range. The zoomerllennial age panic was created by Sephora to sell animal secretions. That Ben Franklin essay about fucking milfs should be required reading. That’s what America was supposed to be about.

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“I’m pooping and walking” Brazil I love you.

Mediterranean apathy metaphors

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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People act like it’s weird to have friends with big age gaps and my dogg that is not the case. We should all have friends that are young and friends that are old and friends from across the other side of the planet and friends from other cultures. Don’t ever surround yourself with clones of your self, the hall of mirrors is not good for you.

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Oh man this looks like a John Bauer work in all the right ways.

Rhys Knight (b. 1991), “Futile Worship”

from ‘The Dead Hate the Living’ series

charcoal on Stonehenge paper

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Rest in peace to a legend

Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer

Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.

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Tumblr is very Trent writing “Big Man with a Big Gun” or whatever it is about, at least partially, about his take on rap at the time.

this being tumblr’s rep feels deserved ngl like u guys reap what u sow

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Back in the old Web 1.0 days, the websites were “Gay or Eurotrash” and “Dyke or German Lady”.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

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what is even going on here