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one step closer to fitting in

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* Won't you play again, Kris?

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I watched sinners yesterday and it was really awesome

5 booms💥💥

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this is the main lesson I took from sinners

disclaimer: I did not mean offence with the word "witchy" I know she practices hoodoo, but I've made this meme at 3am and just copied the original meme word for word, I'm sorry if it seems disrespectful

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it really frustrates me to think about how people are inevitably going to take Remmick’s one (1) singular statement about how much he resents the way the Irish were colonized and forcibly converted to Christianity and use it as fuel for “actually he had a point” and “he was right actually” and “he’s not really the villain here” posts, when the whole point is that Remmick is, through the vampiric hive mind he’s creating, forcibly assimilating people into yet another manipulative and parasitical system. he doesn't value the cultures of the people he assimilates—notice how all the vampires he turns dance to his culture's music using his culture's dances, and how he only uses the languages or knowledge other vampires have to offer when he needs to manipulate someone. Remmick is extremely transparent about the way he sees the people he turns as resources to exploit.

he’s perpetuating a cycle that he claims to hate and resent, and I think the movie is pretty damn clear about the fact that he doesn’t see anybody as valuable or useful to him except as prey and as pawns—otherwise he would just, you know, focus solely on people who actually consent to being turned. but he looked sad in that one scene and he’s an apparently attractive white cis man so people are gonna bend over backwards justifying all the harm he did.

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heart 4 brains

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house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

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Thinking about it, it's interesting to me that while Delores is so important to Five, he still puts her in a bag and zips it shut when he's on the move.

He knows what she is. In the back of his mind he's always known...

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Love how absolutely MAD Five was in the original pilot script. Like bro was going absolutely HAM with his powers at a young age, no wonder they had to need him for the show, he’d be unstoppable

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Dude I have finals coming up I'm NOT risking it

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Be gentle, its been a long 60 years for him

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I’ve been thinking about five’s character today, about how he’s supposed to the most mature and wise & his whole gimmick is he’s an old man in a child’s body. right. but five grew up in the apocalypse, isolated, with nothing to do but trek the barren world he was forced to survive in. what I mean to say is he didn’t get a lot of experiences you’d usually get in adult life and I’m surprised he wasn’t emotionally stunted by the time he met the Handler.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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i actually think five’s line “guess i missed the funeral” is really funny because you just know his ass did NOT want to attend his horrendous father’s funeral. you just know he was upstairs punching the air when he found out he was just in time for them to dump his ashes out. mumbling under his breath “why couldn’t i have jumped to a single goddamn HOUR later”

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What's a good five Hargreeves playlist