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need to get out this college town n make some actual fuckin friends

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if i killed someone would you tell on me be honest

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One of my favourite things about gus and shawn is that they both approach their most fundamental and similar qualities in opposite directions. Shawn is a crazy person who happens to be intelligent. Gus is an intelligent person who happens to be silly. Shawn doesn't know the word "hence" but managed to identify a guy's argentinian accent from the 1 (one) month he spent there 10+ years prior. Gus deduces how an old tourist trap is falling apart due to illegal mining and asks "hmm why would a ghost do this" in the very next sentence. Shawn is the seemingly unsophisticated guy with frivilous tatse but Gus is the one obsessed with reality television. Sometimes they align together, sometimes they mismatch like polka dots and stripes. Dynamic of all time

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me: *talks shit about age gaps when the younger partner is in their early 20s*

friend: well I’M in a relationship like that! do you think I’M a victim?

me: maybe! *explains why and also that idk his 30-y/o partner that well*

friend: >:(

friend: why would you say that?

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you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

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Love that Miss is the sex appeal for this series. Not even DeVoid, the tall demon lady with her ass out. The tired, lonely, lesbian teacher.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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nooo maxxie don’t go into the forest where all the monsters are…

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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YOUR HEAD'S ON FIRE

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We're just normal citizens 👍

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mulder is the kind of guy to say 'you know scully sometimes i feel like a woman' and scully would say 'well mulder sometimes i feel like a lesbian, it doesnt mean anything' and then they would both look at each other for a really long time

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reading stone butch blues

feeling very he-she today in a denim skirt a month and a half on t

feeling very much like a bulldagger

feeling better about my body than ever

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character design bc i have no clue what format the story’s gonna be in yet

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i don’t wanna post idwbamg fanart bc this is a 21+ page but also omg PLS watch it

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"good thing you would never drop me." … "You wouldn't." … "YOU WOULDN'T"