slanax
slanax
Play Etrian Odyssey
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slanax · 1 day ago
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Lanino has a problem!
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slanax · 7 days ago
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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon
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slanax · 8 days ago
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”
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slanax · 9 days ago
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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slanax · 9 days ago
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slanax · 12 days ago
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You should make your own version of christianity that’s truer and better than all the other versions
waiiitt omg youre so right do you think ill be the first one to do that??? probably right??
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slanax · 12 days ago
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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.
Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.
God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.
URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.
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slanax · 12 days ago
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the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”
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slanax · 16 days ago
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Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
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slanax · 20 days ago
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Every time someone says "we need a new political party in America to represent all the people in the center!" I am reminded of the Dutch Centre Party aka the owners of one of the funniest opening lines of a wiki article:
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slanax · 20 days ago
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i know what you are
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slanax · 22 days ago
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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga
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slanax · 24 days ago
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actually pretty chill guy (don't look up what it does when something goes to the graveyard)
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Vouiburial, the Dragon Undertaker
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slanax · 26 days ago
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dreamt there was a disco elysium style game where you play as vegeta on namek. there was a multiple minute skill argument about trying not to piss yourself when frieza goes into his final form, and the line "no warrior would piss himself in fear. a warrior pisses himself as a threat" haunts me
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slanax · 26 days ago
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slanax · 29 days ago
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Explorers:"the labyrinth of Yggdrasil is incredible i can't wait to go on an etrian odyssey" the dreadful FOE:
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slanax · 30 days ago
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isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷
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