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i just KNOW that, what with the way people talk about romance tropes and also graveyards and death in this day and age (read: 2024 online) wooden overcoats would do NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!! you guys don't get it. go listen to wooden overcoats now.

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.

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Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

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On this day in 2011 Lincoln Peirce did the impossible by landing the world's first actually good 9/11 joke

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smacked right in the mouth

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im goingnto shit myself

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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

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