When other little girls wanted to be princesses, I wanted to be a super villain.
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Me: *minding my own business* I think I'll shave my hair on a 2 this time...
The Cold: *waiting, biding it's time*
#I'm so cold#but my fresh cut is HOT#my lady was very happy with it#but I'm so cold#and she's bald#so we're both cold
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compilation of the x-files out of context
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what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being
#peter pan (2001)#i have the whole opening dialogue memorized#my girlfriend tells me it's cute#but i think she's actually a little concerned
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harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
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Good morning.
Women can be bald.
Also, gender isn't real. We made it up.
Therefore, how someone expresses their gender is entirely up to them. So, women can be bald.
Sincerely,
The Next Cis Idiot Who Looks Nasty At My Lady Gets Punched
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Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

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I did a very important thing today. Black Sails is a show that changed my life by providing me with a new perspective. It made me realize I wasn't being honest with myself, that I was afraid to be who I am. Every day I try to be unrepentant about who I am.
I'm going to keep adventuring. I'm going to continue to be myself. And I will never be lost again.
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you should watch Hannah Gadsby’s special Nanette…..imo
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No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙
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tag your opinion, chocolate combo opinion. list in the tags how you feel about the combination of chocolate and…..
mint
orange
strawberry
raspberry
peanut butter
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hey uh
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self care is picturing yourself wearing a long dress whilst holding a sword at the seaside
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nearly two months ago, @tiggidou introduced me to the song ‘fish in a birdcage’, and I never recovered. not even enough to really finish lining this drawing. many a mistake was made and I am Feeling Pain.
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