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2025—
embrace the unknown
love openly
grieve rather than regret
show yourself kindness
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80s horror practical effects was that bitch. can’t outdo the doer
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clocking in for an eternal shift at the middle aged man crush factory
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Do you think when Michael was driving back to Haddonfield, he listened to the radio?
Follow-up thought: it was 1978, and the Bee Gee’s were dominating the airwaves- Michael had to drive 2+ hours to Haddonfield listening to Stayin’ Alive.
#michael myers#halloween#slashers#slasher#haddonfield#smith’s grove#disco#Michael listening to disco sends me
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no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live
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Imagine hating on me but i spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming about getting raw dogged by fictional men
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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
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If you vote Republican disrespectfully fuck off.
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#met her once#she doesn't tip her waitresses#but pretty pics#vanessa hudgens#Halloween#Halloween costume#vampires#fashion#style#photoshoot
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is it SEXY? is it SUBMISSIVE? is it SOAKED IN BLOOD?
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