slashscreen

[slashscreen]

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

[slashscreen]

Thanks Apple media player

[slashscreen]

Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

[slashscreen]

[slashscreen]

flute in the rock song

[slashscreen]

[slashscreen]

18742

[slashscreen]

@foone any idea how someone would be able to read a 5.25 inch floppy disc on a modern computer? I’ve got an old C64 game but I can’t read it. I figured if anyone knew, you would.

[slashscreen]

Nonancourt, Eure, Normandy.

[slashscreen]

school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place

[slashscreen]

Lost a fight with a ceiling fan once

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[slashscreen]

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

[slashscreen]

"Did you ever have an imaginary friend?"

The beer can was thoughtfully swirled. "No," she said eventually. "I tried, though. It just - it didn't work."

The wind blew over the stoop, cool and smelling of rain.

"'Didn't work?'"

"I wanted it to work, it - I was six, and I was in my dad's truck, and we were in the Wal-Mart parking lot at night - I don't remember why - and I thought, 'I should make an imaginary friend,' so I looked through the window and-"

She frowned. "Fuck. This sounds like a joke, but I made a Vaporeon. It was just a fully formed, perfect Vaporeon in a parking lot of a Wal-Mart. And I was so happy and I opened the door to make it jump in so I could take it home with me.

"But there was something - wrong with it. I'd made it perfectly, but I forgot to make it alive. It just sat and stared and I begged it to jump in the truck with me before my dad drove off, and it sat and stared, and we drove off and I was so sad and confused and - disappointed."

She wiggled the tab of the can. "It's still there," she said quietly. "I drive past that parking lot sometimes, and that same Vaporeon is still sitting in that spot. I've seen that parking lot get full to the tits in the middle of the holidays, I have never, not even once, seen someone park in the spot it's sitting in."

A car drove by. After a moment the frogs in the ditch started to chirp again.

She tipped her head back and downed the rest of the beer. "Anyways, that's what I think god's deal is," she said.

[slashscreen]

Had a really dumb idea for a comic

[slashscreen]

You’ve gotta be fucking me

[slashscreen]

they say every so often javascript developers reinvent the features of better languages

[slashscreen]

Yogi Bear is known largely for his appearance in the novel “Roadside Pic-a-nic”