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Child Emperor Headcanon #1

He’s got a major crush on Zenko.

Child Emperor tries and fails to land a date with her multiple times because Metal Bat always steps in between them and threatens to wring him out like a dishrag.

Zenko is always blissfully unaware whenever her big brother is about to commit aggravated assault on a child and is instead preoccupied by whatever mechanism Child Emperor has gifted her in his current (failed) attempt to woo her over. Like clockwork.

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somebody ordered VALENTINE’S DAY NOT SO ROMANTIC OPM CARDS????

i made this for my opm and mp100 spam acc on instagram saitamaskeychain go to follow me-

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THE STORE IS OPEN!!!!

Remember: this is a preorder item. It will be emailed out within two weeks of the closing date. The zine will be on sale until May 31!!

SHOP LINK: https://batarouzine. bigcartel. com (Copy and paste so we can keep this in the tags <3 Feel free to reblog with the hyperlink)

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what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds

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We know you have been waiting! And your patience is being rewarded!

PREORDERS OPEN TOMORROW FOR THE BAT AND THE BEAST: A BATAROU FANZINE!!!It will run through the end of May, giving you plenty of time to order!

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not evil anymore i want to be loved now

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trying to find content for your rarepair like

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So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

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The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

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*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

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Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

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Waiter: What can I get you?

Garou: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?

Badd, smiling: Aww, Garou-

Garou: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.