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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“ I really do hate thinking. ”

“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“ You look so biteable today. ”

“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

#{ MEMES {

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slautertm · 6 hours

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𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

basically i was looking over the protective prompts and the hero prompts and it hit me that like. the unbridled angst and vibes of the whole “post-battle” scene, or a scene set after an attack or a disaster or smth, needs to be ADDRESSED!!! and so y’all get the full weight of my angst today, sprinkled with a lot of teamwork and selfless and sacrificing vibes. i hope you enjoy! do NOT add further contributions to this list!!! i will curse your potato crops!!!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ can you hear me? hey… [NAME], can you hear my voice? “

“ come on… wake up. please… please wake up… “

“ oh! oh, thank god! i thought we lost you… “

“ hey, hey… look at me, okay? you gotta get up now. you think you might be able to walk? ‘cause they sent for back-up, and if they find us… we cannot let them find us. understand? “

“ go, go! save yourself! i’ll buy you some time! “

“ we both know i’m not walking out of this one. it’s okay, alright? it’s okay… just… do me a favor, will you? will you make them pay for this? i don’t care how. but… don’t let them get away with it. “

“ hey, how badly are you hurt? can you move? you think you can walk? “

“ if you can’t walk, i’m gonna have to carry you, alright? we can’t stay here. “

“ hey, look at me. i’m slowing you down, we both know it. it’s okay. i’ll hide and wait for back-up; you get yourself out of here. “

“ you’re gonna need to climb up on my back, you’re slowing us down with that injury. “

“ will you quit talking like that?! i’m not leaving you behind! “

“ what the hell are you doing here?! i told you to get out of here! “

“ you’re shivering… hey. hey, listen to me, okay? everything’s gonna be alright, i promise. here… take my jacket. don’t worry, i’m warm-blooded. “

“ i’ll get blood on your shirt… “

“ hey, don’t you dare close your eyes, you hear me? you die in my arms, and i’m gonna stick the dry-cleaning bill for this shirt in your coffin, that’s a promise! “

“ i know we almost died just now, but… am i the only one who’s hungry? “

“ we need to get you to a hospital… “

“ hey, come on now… you’re okay. you’re good, right? “

�� i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “

“ quit playing the martyr. we’re not leaving you behind. “

“ you know, i hate to be the negative voice, but… did… did we just lose? “

“ look at me… i’m not gonna make it. it’s okay, i’m fine with that. but… you can’t stay here. you’ve got a good long life ahead of you. and you’re smart, too; too smart to wait around here and waste that long life. so you get out of here, and you go live that life. live it for both of us. will you promise me you’ll do that? “

“ back-up isn’t coming. is it? we’re on our own, right? “

“ can’t sleep, huh? it’s okay. it’s probably all that adrenaline and shock; i can’t sleep, either. wanna keep each other company? “

“ i don’t give two shits about the back-up; i’m just happy you’re alive. “

ACTION PROMPTS.

as always, add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles!

[ CARRY ]: having found the receiver in an injured/weak/unconscious state, the sender carries them in their arms to safety.

[ TILT ]: the sender gently tilts the receiver’s chin up so that they can check to see if they’re okay.

[ PULL ]: sender takes the fallen receiver’s hands and carefully pulls them up so that they’re standing once more.

[ WAIST ]: sender, while physically supporting and steadying the receiver, loops an arm around their waist for extra support.

[ BACK ]: sender crouches down slightly to let the wounded receiver climb on their back, giving them a piggy-back ride to safety afterwards.

[ HAIR ]: while in the process of checking the receiver for injuries or other signs of harm, the sender gently brushes several strands of hair from their eyes.

[ TEND ]: sender begins to care for the receiver’s injuries.

[ LEAN ]: the wounded sender leans against the receiver for physical support.

[ SUPPORT ]: the sender encourages the wounded receiver to lean against them for physical support.

[ PUSH ]: the sender gently pushes the receiver back to lie down so they can check them properly for injuries.

[ COAT ]: sender removes their jacket and drapes it around the shoulders of the trembling receiver.

[ BLANKET ]: just as they’re all about to go to sleep, the sender covers the receiver with their own blanket.

[ AWAKE ]: the sender, unable to sleep, gets up to go for a walk, and finds that the receiver is also unable to sleep.

[ TOGETHER ]: when the receiver awakens, they discover that the sender has been sleeping next to them, arms wrapped around one another for warmth, comfort, protection ( or something more… )

[ BANDAGE ]: the sender sits down across from the receiver and begins to bandage their wounds.

[ DRAG ]: unable to leave them behind, the sender drags the wounded receiver out of danger and into a safe hiding place for both of them to wait until help arrives.

[ TOUCH ]: the sender nudges or touches the receiver to check and see if they’re alright after the attack.

[ CLEAN ]: the sender gently and carefully begins to bathe the blood/soot/ash/dirt from the receiver’s skin during a moment of calm.

[ PRIORITY ]: when they arrive at a designated safe place, the sender refuses to be examined or cared for until the receiver is taken care of first.

[ PROMISE ]: before leaving to get help/food/water/a rescue mission etc, the sender assures and promises the receiver that they’ll return safely, refusing to bring them along or to stay behind.

[ BROKEN ]: after having promised the receiver that they’d return, it’s learned that the sender died during their mission. how does the receiver respond?

[ TRAPPED ]: after having promised the receiver that they’d return from a mission, the receiver learns that the sender has been kidnapped or otherwise trapped, requiring a rescue mission to bring them home.

[ RESCUE ]: the sender and receiver reunite after the sender embarked upon an infamously perilous rescue mission to save the receiver.

[ FOUND ]: after a massive rescue mission to try and find the missing receiver, the sender is the first to find them just as the efforts are about to be abandoned.

[ HOPE ]: just as the receiver is about to lose hope in ever finding the sender again, a message or clue of some kind is discovered that essentially guarantees that the sender is still alive, restoring the receiver’s hope once more.

[ CLING ]: having finally been reunited, the sender pulls the receiver into a tight, overwhelmingly relieved embrace, clinging to them and burying their face in their shoulder. the whole deal. make it EMOTIONAL–

[ TEARS ]: having finally found the receiver, or having finally been found by the receiver, the sender breaks down in tears of relief, fear, and many other emotions as they officially reunite.

[ SACRIFICE ]: knowing that the circumstances only allow one of them to survive, the sender sacrifices their life in order to guarantee the receiver’s survival and safety.

#heading back to work BUT 💙#{ MEMES }

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slautertm · 9 hours

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𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 , 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 . . .

to be seen…. it is so, so loud. everyone around you is talking, crowded together. despite how loud it is, you cannot hear them, even when they talk to you. you try to talk to them, but you can't hear their responses. you take this as no response at all. it feels lonely, and dark, despite you all sitting in the sun together, and everyone's having a great time except you. you keep trying to get their attention, and when you do, it never feels like enough. you can't keep doing more. it's tiring. you see yourself floating in space, it's cold, and dark. they're still down on earth, laughing, so loud. you desire to be seen right now. you feel unappreciated, you feel left out.

tagged by : @beaniestm !

tagging : @witchhaunts ; @witchdoctrines ; @madefate ; @tragedyplay ; @painmon ; & YOU! steal it! tag me!

#funky formatting because i’m locked on mobile but i had to share this now #because i’m fucked up #{ headcanons. }#{ tagged. }

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slautertm · 13 hours

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besties i was so tired last night i fell asleep watching this horror short 💀so writing and general activity will hopefully be resumed when im free from work, and im sending you all the best ever day 💙

#i’m up early. not early enough to finish anything but you know maybe i’ll start some things #{ OOC }

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slautertm · 1 day

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░H░I░V░E░M░I░N░D░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

#s o f #this is SO COOL AND LOOKS GREAT FIRST OF ALL #second of all hi all of you go follow sof right now!!!!!!#{ PROMOS }

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she always seems to pop in, appear out of thin air and always at the exact moment steph is doing something she shouldn’t. most of the time, though she doesn’t give a shit, really only irritated that grace’s words take away from the rush of good that fills her as she watches the football player flee from hannah foster’s face after she had said a few choice words ( something about calling him a wannabe jaggerman asshole, yada yada whatever the fuck. she didn’t know. she really didn’t care either ).

@wwgcd chimes in from behind, ‘ that’s not polite. ’ and stephanie lauter doesn’t turn back to face her right away, instead mumbling a curse under her breath. she cannot help but laugh. it's a bitter sounding thing. angry, disappointed, but also not at all surprised. grace might have only caught part of the encounter, she would like to think, or hope at least. she doesn’t not want to get written up for being one of the few people to do something decent at hatchetfield high. so, she turns back with an annoyed look.

" tell me, oh holy saint walking on earth, does your religious book say that assholes like brad callihan should get to pick on any fucking freshman he wants to? is that allowed? " she phrases it as though she is asking seriously, but her eyes show the frustration that thunders inside of her. “ because frankly, i could less of a fuck if it’s polite or not, or what the answer is, i’m just genuinely curious. ”

#grace i’m so sorry that she is not sorry at all #i do hope she enjoys being called a walking saint though and hope she cannot feel the sarcasm sjdjdjd #{ GRACE | WWGCD }

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slautertm · 1 day

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#{ VISAGE }#i simply am happy with my choice of fc that’s it that’s all thank you ❤️

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slautertm · 1 day

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the amazing devil lyric sentence starters ↪ taken from their entire discography to date. trigger warnings for religion, depression, alcohol, war, sex, & more. some ( but very few ) lyrics have been tweaked to work better as full sentences. alter as you see fit ♡ this is a long post.

“i can’t do this.”

“never say how much you missed her, or that you kissed her sister.”

“fuck all your plans i’m bored.”

“i promise you i’ll be better.”

“i made a vow out to the gods.”

“wе didn’t talk. we made universеs out of bitten lips and broken hands.”

“she laughs as though she’s not heard the joke ten thousand times before.”

“we’ll talk about this tomorrow.”

“you used to buy me scotch, but now too much is never enough.”

“these aren’t tears, it’s just the rain that wasn’t brave enough to fall.”

“don’t you realise? they’re just battle cries, dear.”

“stop asking why i’m sad; just know it’s enough to know i’m sad.”

“stop listening to the smiths.”

“if you asked me, i would lose it all, like petals in a storm.”

“it’s getting late.”

“you’re lying on some coats.”

“whatever you do, don’t turn.”

“run until your lungs are numb.”

“run to show that love’s worth running to.”

“it cannot be a lie if no-one hears.”

“how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do.”

“they might laugh because you’re leaving, but know we’ll sing your name when you come home.”

“for christ’s sake just say something.”

“our love is shown in the letting go.”

“this isn’t a break up, dear heart, it’s a season finale.”

“and i’ll withstand what’s written for the writer in you.”

“they’re discussing champagne.”

“i pack what is needed for thе journey to come: all my books, all my bracken and booze.”

“who’ll save you when you fall?”

“sing me awake with a song about pirates.”

“i’m not lonely if i’m with you.”

“welcome to ruin.”

“i do my best to breathe, but they’re stealing all the air.”

“i’m dolled up, love.”

“remember today you’re enough.”

“know we’ll always love you, even though you’re leaving us behind.”

“so breathe, breathe, just breathe.”

“it’s nought that rum won’t solve.”

“every time we watch netflix we spend two hours deciding what to watch on netflix.”

“i’m between that ‘just one more’ and ‘drank too much again’.”

“this here is not singing, i’m just screaming in tune.”

“i don’t know what to do, how to help her, how to bring her home.”

“i can’t wait to show you how much i know you can be.”

“let’s wander, ‘til the fuckers demand an encore.”

“some fictions we took to mean fate.”

“the party swirls around me in a dress i can’t afford.”

“if by palace you mean that asbestos, and beans from a tin, and the gin that we brewed in the bathtub.”

“it’s not fair how much i love you.”

“it’s what my heart just yearns to say in ways that can’t be said.”

“a storm is coming on.”

“come on, love, please don’t start.”

“never really liked the pattern that much on the wallpaper so anyway.”

“you brought me through this darkness but you left me here behind.”

“i’ve got something in my eye.”

“they’re just dollops of paint on a new work of art.”

“i’ve seen enough.”

“you’ll love the way i tell it.”

“for some reason you’ve painted the kitchen lime green.”

“you’re the words that i promise i don’t mean.”

“i surrender what was, what could have been.”

“got a headache that just won't shift.”

“it’s what my rotting bones will sing when the rest of me is dead.”

“i know the kindest thing is to leave you alone.”

“i wish that i could take his hand, but where i’m going is for me and me alone.”

“i chipped my teeth on every joke you cracked.”

“and when i think i’m fine, you’ll visit.”

“tell the truth to me, love, does my hair look as nice as it did when it once tangled up in your eyes?”

“i will bring you ruin in everything i do.”

“i might not make it tonight.”

“you angel heart. you monster, oh, some godforsaken prospero.”

“if you knew all that i’d done …”

“remember me i ask.”

“they’re running out of things to hold.”

“back then you had hair and your smile was so sublime.”

“if you knew all that i’d done … the hearts i’ve broken.”

“write me well my love, write me weird, write me willing, write me well.”

“don’t say anything.”

“you don’t see daylight anymore.”

“don’t you know that it’s not all about you anyway?”

“i promise you i’ll try.”

“pray for me ‘cause i won’t pray for you.”

“let’s hide under the covers.”

“she sang, ‘do you think i’m sexy?’ and oh god i really did.”

“and for some godforsaken reason i’m still here, love, like i’ve always been before.”

“we’ll build a den out of pillows and get drunk again.”

“all that matters is that you’re here.”

“just because i left doesn’t mean that i’m not still there.”

“i’ve waited oh so long for you to come.”

“it seems to me that you can’t sleep.”

“oh, if one more guy calls me darling then i swear to you and to god i will murder them all.”

“wе’re both unwanted daughters.”

“do you like my dress? it’s got pockets.”

“there’s only faces of the unfamous dead; full of people just pretending to be brave.”

“i’ve run out of my words, my song, just let me die.”

“so one last time, love, come and rip my clothes off.”

“when you think about him, my wings start to flap.”

“don’t you think i look pretty curled up on this bathroom floor?”

“run for all the things you wished you’d done.”

“why are you wearing all that make up?”

“and now, even though you’re mad and these memories won’t stay, that’s okay, 'cause then i get to meet you for the first time every single day.”

“i’m learning to be so much more than my tiredness.”

“gonna go home and show my cat some memes.”

“can’t you see that i’m enough for you but you don’t want me to be, 'cause that means you’ll actually have to be content?”

“i don’t find this easy like you.”

“i loved him then, i love him still.”

“you can’t rehearse the chorus, but the verse is sweet.”

“i steal the hours and turn the night into day.”

“i don’t know how to reach you when you get like this.”

“i’m the heartbreak that aches far too much to be shunned.”

“you’re not a coward 'cause you cower; you’re brave because they broke you, yet broken still you breathe.”

“i’m at the brink, don’t laugh.”

“i’d bruise you.”

“i’ll run until i begin to understand what holy men really mean when they speak of sin.”

“i said ‘pour’ and forgot to say ‘when’.”

“champagne’s the main course.”

“we’ll dance together so close we’re sharing breath.”

“i wish i’d known these stones were something i could save.”

“i love you less.”

“get a grip, we’re grownups.”

“let’s take this outside 'cause we’re one and the same.”

“a broken pot can still hold water.”

“i spend my days so close to you 'cause if i’m standing here, maybe everyone will think i’m alright.”

“think of all the horrors that i promised you i’d bring.”

“can you pass me the lighter mate?”

“i’m fine, it’s just a ‘sitting down in the shower’ day.”

“now take a good long look at what you’ve done to me.”

“with you, i could summon the gods and the stars.”

“gonna go home and dress my cat up like batman.”

“on that tree i’ll carve your name ‘cause in years to come we both know we won’t be the same.”

“we can both barely stand.”

“i can smell the smoke of hell.”

“if there was one place i could be right now, i’d be standing there between you and him.”

“ ‘cause darling, i was born to press my head between your shoulder blades.”

“i raged so much.”

“you are that space that’s in between every page, every chord and every screen.”

“i’m all yours.”

“i try so hard to make you laugh at me.”

“but like rubbing wine stains into rugs, it’s my curse to try and make it right, but by trying make it worse.”

“i’m so sorry, i’ve done it again.”

“it’s up to you now.”

“i get to watch you grow up now and make me proud, make all of those mistakes that make me laugh.”

“where’s the vodka?”

“something’s sucking out your core.”

“what you see is not the dark, it’s just the gods upturning inkpots.”

“who died and made you king of it all?”

“it seems to me that you you can’t dance for shit.”

“there’s no fucking way you’re from [place].”

“we didn’t talk.”

“and the candle we lit, well we’ll use it to burn this whole place to the ground.”

“he said, hey, darling, hey, hey, darling, hey.”

“i know they think i’m nightmare.”

“take my hand, let us waltz for the dead.”

“for you, i would have gone so much blonder.”

“it’s not fair, 'cause you make me laugh when i’m actually really fucking cross at you for something.”

“go tell them how we failed you.”

“symphonies and sweat and sex mean nothing when you are obsessed with sin and soil and strength and song and all the words that came out wrong and him.”

“we don’t know what’s out there.”

“i look into the waters and see a face i don’t recognise.”

“let’s try and fit into the same pair of stretchy old track pants and just roll around inside each other for three whole days.”

“we showed the world that we exist.”

“your smile tells me i’m safe.”

“it’s like all the wallpaper inside my heart is slowly slowly peeling off and i’m showing all the stains and things they wrote on the wall before.”

“might you allow me to slip into something more comfortable then?”

“you stole the best years of my life.”

“all hell and its fire waits for us.”

“we’ll make our christmas decorations out of toilet roll tubes and tinfoil.”

“how bold i was, could be - will be - still am, by god still am.”

“it’s what i meant.”

“welcome to my table, bring your hunger.”

“you’re the one who told me my hair looked better black.”

“i’ll sing silence, and ask my glass of wine for guidance.”

“what changed?”

“'then maybe you’d still be snuggled here in my bed watching netflix. and now i can’t 'cause you changed the password when you left.”

“i wish that i’d been brave.”

“we callеd them all liars.”

“but you lack the conviction to look at me straight and say yes.”

“there’s something changed.”

“give me two damn minutes and i’ll be fine.”

“you watch the stars hurl all their fundaments in wonderment.”

“get drunk for me, sing louder than you’ve sung for me.”

“what’s that hold that the big dark king of nothing has got on you?”

“but i’ll stick up for you, even though you haven’t got a fucking clue.”

“i cannot sleep when all you do is cry.”

“i toast to their talents.”

“how wrong you were.”

“i tried, i really fucking tried.”

“'cause although you say good day to me, i know i don’t belong.”

“sweet nothings are screamed not spoken.”

“back then i was dauntless.”

“all the bastards applaud when i show that i’m flawed.”

“now my ink’s blood-red, not black.”

“it’s just sometimes nice to feel what it’s like to be in someone else’s coat.”

“you were raised by wolves and voices.”

“i mop up what is left of my lungs.”

“i could try to calm you down but i know you won’t.”

“it’s my dad’s.”

“you were supposed to be my light and keep me safe against them all. how could you leave me here?”

“everyone knows how sex is better when you’re unemployed.”

“and i laugh, and i laugh ‘cause laughing right now, it’s all, it’s all that i have.”

“farewell wanderlust, you’ve been oh so kind.”

“you’re not flawed darling, you’re just a little under-rehearsed.”

“it’s never my intention but it happens all the same.”

“your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep, but a place for crows to rest their feet.”

“i’m not going to scream, beat my chest at the wind. i’m doing fine.”

“you’ll never get your dinner if you don’t learn how to get along.”

“oh we, we’re gonna get on.”

“i make myself acquainted with the saint of never getting it right.”

“i would have stayed if you’d had asked.”

“fret not dear heart.”

“i’m here and i’m alive.”

“this is us, this is me, and this how we’re meant to be.”

“i cannot find the words to keep you.”

“come rest for the winter, wear my jumper all night long.”

“you look like i need a drink.”

“are you god or devil?”

“i’m the hardest goodbye that you’ll ever have to say.”

“i’ll play our song to see if the piano’s in tune.”

“come rip up the flesh of my fears.”

“do you think she even knows i bought my shoes from oxfam?”

“could be ghosts or monsters or a robot vampire, i dunno.”

“what the hell went wrong, 'cause we had this planned.”

“without you, i’m stronger, i’m no longer filled with wonder.”

“the best laid plans had it all planned.”

“oh darling lord, how you make me laugh.”

“look at me as you say this, don’t look at your phone.”

“i know i won’t be long ‘cause i know i don’t belong.”

“can’t you see that i’m enough for you but you don’t want me to be?”

“do y’know what they cost?”

“if god make us all in his image, then god’s a fucking nerd.”

“if i’m good, will you come back?”

“is that what you think of me now?”

“i should go home.”

“i’ll spend my days so close to you 'cause if i’m standing here maybe everyone will think i’m cool.”

“i know she’s giving up.”

“he’s falling out of touch.”

“you don’t have to be brilliant.”

“i promise you there’s more.”

“i need a drink or two.”

“you dad will forget the words.”

“and i love you, don’t you know.”

“do i have to be who i am?”

“i’ll give them back.”

“i’ll yell it from the rooftops for you.”

“it’s just your voice learning for once to stand up tall.”

“every night i hear them howling.”

“for a time there is timelessness.”

“you’re all mine.”

“you gave us such a fright.”

“i won’t let you turn our last night into this.”

“i’ve been waiting for you to come home.”

“let not them hear the mutterings of all your fears.”

“i know exactly what i want, and it’s this life that we’ve created.”

“this here is not makeup, it’s a porcelain tomb.”

“my heart is tearing pages from that funny story i rehearsed.”

“i’m not lonеly, i just like being on my own.”

“are you cain, 'cause i’m not abel.”

“yeah, well i’m sorry too.”

“take me back to that dance hall where you got thrown out 'cause they thought you were drunk.”

“you are screaming far too loud to hear me swear.”

“for the first time in all my life, i know i’m more than what i fear.”

“i’ll take my fucking time.”

“can’t we just talk about this?”

“certainly fucking feels like it.”

“i’m not telling but you can fuck off if no one will come back for you.”

“you’re better than this.”

“you’re going too fast.”

“he’s got so much fucking hair.”

“sometimes i fall to pieces, just to see what bits of me don’t fit.”

“of all the flowers you picked, i knew you would forget forget-me-nots.”

“don’t you ever wonder what could have been?”

“my dress is on fire.”

“we don’t have time to fuck around.”

“i will be the man my father never was.”

“the oldies at the back try their best to hack their way out with the gardener’s pruning shears.”

“did you tell them about the time we met?”

“your face lights up like you’ve woken up from this endless fucking nightmare of pretending this is you.”

“if we join our hands in prayer enough to god, i imagine it all starts to sound like applause.”

“and fucking bastard what is it.”

“but now i’m leading doesn’t that just scare you to death?”

“although you hold my hand and say ‘i love you,’ you are wrong.”

“they’ll sing of every time you passed your fingers through my hair and called me child.”

“let’s dance together.”

“i hope to god i’m not the first.”

“we’re drunk but drinking.”

“a new us has begun.”

“i will try to harmonise.”

“witness me, old man, i am the wild.”

“please don’t do this, my heart is breaking.”

“my head’s not yours it’s mine.”

“stop making up death wishes.”

“you do not get to hurt me just because i asked you once if you were alright.”

“want some pancakes?”

“i can’t do this, you don’t understand.”

“they’ll speak of me in whispered tones and say my name like it shakes their bones.”

“i’m stronger now than you have ever known.”

“you couldn’t lie then and you sure as hell can’t lie to me now.”

“so long to the person you begged me to be.”

“nothing quite prepares you for when they don’t come back.”

“i forgot to pack them lunches.”

“he’s awesome, like me.”

“flirting at the back of a bookshop.”

“i forgive them at last.”

“if you ever touch or harm him, please rest assured that you might not fear a man, but to a woman by the end you’ll kneel and plea.”

“why won’t you just tell them all to fuck off, love, and be mine?”

“welcome to the storm, i am thunder.”

“i’d burn so bright it blinded.”

“it’s not fair 'cause you make me ache, you bastard.”

“i’d catch you every time you fell.”

“give me back my heart, you wingless thing.”

“can’t you hear that scratching? there’s something at the door.”

“you say the words so often that i barely know the meaning.”

“you are in the earth of me.”

“do you like my accent?”

“why won’t you believe i love you if i’m not hurting you?”

“oh, the hearts i’ve broken …”

“what you hear is not silence, it’s just the trees waiting to hear what next you’ll hum.”

“that creaking you hear in my bones is not pain, it’s applause.”

“don’t turn around dear.”

“with every strength i have, i ask if you play d&d.”

“hold my hand.”

“my friends are telling me i’m pissed.”

“you try so hard.”

“run for all you know that’s coming.”

“you brought me to this party but you left me here behind.”

“i love you.”

“i wish i’d done things different.”

“it doesn’t know how to get out.”

“i don’t know, but i’m here, i’m all yours, dear heart, don’t cry.”

“i look at the phone on the floor and i drink that nice wine you were saving.”

“watch me choke at your bad joke.”

“they said it all comes down to you.”

“i won’t leave without a fight.”

“when you were young, you’d kick things just to see if they would fall.”

“i know the kindest thing is to never leave you alone.”

“’cause i’m not trapped, with you, you see - you’re the one who’s trapped with me.”

“christ, you’ll be the death of me.”

“you’re the one who told me to never look back.”

“my jokes are my armour, and my kindness is my sword.”

“i make jokes to show how broken i really am.”

“you were in a band.”

“remember today you are loved.”

“hold me, lover, like you used to.”

“and i will wait and hope and rest my head at night content knowing where my marbles went.”

“me wearing your clothes just to surprise you when you come home all tired of those wankers that you serve all night.”

“it’s saving me now, love.”

“how the fuck am i supposed to carry on without you here?”

“the wine stains hide the tears.”

“you rip my ribcage open and devour what’s truly yours.”

“what’s the point anymore?”

“don’t lie with your eyes, you know i despise that look.”

“oh my god it’s so unfair.”

“be good to me.”

“and that drink, will it fix all those questions unasked?”

“i am the wild.”

“i know you’re strong enough to do this on your own.”

“i know that i’ve been through the wars.”

“you’re the thigh-high hemline i just can’t stop staring at.”

“he doesn’t understand.”

“today i somehow understand the reason i was born.”

“fuck you.”

“but where you see weakness i see wit.”

“the minute i met you, the colours of my life began to pour.”

“try please try for me.”

“i pick up the phone, dial your number and wait.”

“i’ve loved you, for a hundred years.”

“why so sad?”

“if my old mum could see me now, oh how she’d howl.”

“i put up fairy lights just to distract you.”

“i’ve even learned to cook.”

“you’ve no clue how to sew.”

“we’d hate to see your mascara drip into your pint.”

“i’m filming shit on that camera you nicked.”

“you don’t need to pretend to be someone you’re not.”

“our gods have abandoned us.”

“i’m the tales that the guests will applaud and believe.”

“a song you know's begun.”

“oh those folks will run and tell the tales of what i’ve become.”

“where have you been?”

“i’m the captain of courage you’ve eternally lacked.”

“i watched that woman drown.”

“where i’m going is for me and me alone.”

“i’ll run until i begin to understand what holy men really mean when they speak of sand and sons and seams and symphonies and sweat and sex and sin.”

“it’s so boring.”

“you dragged us both into the darkness that grows.”

“tear me up and burn me up and rip me up and leave your hand on the wall as you go.”

“it’s not fair 'cause you make me weep when i’m just trying to watch the office with my yoghurt.”

“be good, be safe, be kind.”

“what’s left is the mess that you left when you told me i wasn’t right in the head.”

“go tell them how we fucked you up.”

“i don’t want them to go.”

“just relax and come to bed with me.”

“you try so loud to love me; i cannot seem to hear.”

“i’ll darn you back together.”

“tomorrow’s jokes have yet to be laughed at or said.”

“i promise you i’m not broken.”

“i promise to be patient.”

“i’ve been here so many times before.”

“you’re so beautiful to me.”

“i’m untangling my headphones ‘cause sometimes they’re the only thing that keeps my head in place.

“i’m going to binge watch a box set, drink wine, reminisce.”

“pour me wine by my bed.”

“i’ll watch her ruin her life and dye her hair bright colours.”

“you promise to be kind.”

“oh, darling, please be mine.”

“i drag myself like a rug in the rain.”

“i’m your angel ellipsis, your devil of dots.”

“i promise you i’ll write.”

“i’m the saint of the paint that was left in the pot.”

“it’s so boring to see you tired all the time.”

“i’m scared of the dark.”

“these hands are growing cold.”

“i know your fingernails are the colour of rust.”

“if i don’t make it back from where i’ve gone, just know i loved you all along.”

“you’re the one who asked me if i’m feeling ok.”

“honey i’m no man, i’m what’s left when children go to war.”

“back then i wasn’t hopeful.”

“just watch me burn.”

“i’ll make a hundred paper planes to decorate our tiny room.”

“why won’t you let me follow in your footsteps as you trek into that underground world?”

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𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 . ( a collection of 100 nonverbal action prompts . mature and potentially triggering themes are present . add “ + reverse ” to swap assigned roles . )

∗ o1﹕ sender tucks hair out of receiver’s face . ∗ o2﹕ sender offers receiver a bite from their fork . ∗ o3﹕ sender places their feet / legs in receiver's lap . ∗ o4﹕ sender offers receiver an earbud to share their music . ∗ o5﹕ sender comforts receiver in the aftermath of a nightmare . ∗ o6﹕ sender gives receiver company in the hospital . ∗ o7﹕ sender wraps their arms around a hysterical receiver to calm them . ∗ o8﹕ sender shows up at receiver’s home late at night . ∗ o9﹕ sender falls asleep leaning against receiver . ∗ 1o﹕ sender wields a [ gun / knife ] at receiver . ∗ 11﹕ sender runs their fingers through receiver’s hair . ∗ 12﹕ sender invites receiver to dance . ∗ 13﹕ sender takes a [ picture / video ] of receiver . ∗ 14﹕ sender places their head in receiver’s lap . ∗ 15﹕ sender and receiver make eye contact across a busy room . ∗ 16﹕ sender pushes receiver against a wall to kiss them . ∗ 17﹕ sender and receiver cook together . ∗ 18﹕ sender comes to receiver after being injured . ∗ 19﹕ sender sits in receiver’s lap . ∗ 2o﹕ sender lifts receiver's chin , invoking eye contact . ∗ 21﹕ sender overtakes receiver in combat . ∗ 22﹕ sender finds receiver [ injured / bloodied ] . ∗ 23﹕ sender straightens an article of receiver’s clothes . ∗ 24﹕ sender crawls into bed with receiver . ∗ 25﹕ sender rolls their eyes at receiver . ∗ 26﹕ sender lights receiver’s [ cigarette / joint ] . ∗ 27﹕ sender is caught wearing receiver's clothes . ∗ 28﹕ sender strikes receiver with a pillow . ∗ 29﹕ sender writes a note on receiver’s skin : [ note ] . ∗ 3o﹕ sender wraps a blanket around receiver’s shoulders . ∗ 31﹕ sender runs and jumps into receiver’s arms . ∗ 32﹕ sender shoves receiver out of anger . ∗ 33﹕ sender hovers over receiver’s shoulder as they complete a task . ∗ 34﹕ sender is found by receiver somewhere they shouldn’t be . ∗ 35﹕ sender curls up against receiver in their sleep . ∗ 36﹕ sender is found drunk by receiver . ∗ 37﹕ sender throws an item of sentiment bitterly at receiver . ∗ 38﹕ sender joins receiver in the shower . ∗ 39﹕ sender is caught following receiver . ∗ 4o﹕ sender traces one of receiver’s [ scars / bruises ] . ∗ 41﹕ sender twines their fingers with receiver’s . ∗ 42﹕ sender barges into receiver’s home unannounced . ∗ 43﹕ sender kicks receiver’s shin beneath a table . ∗ 44﹕ sender aggressively shoves past receiver . ∗ 45﹕ sender kisses receiver’s [ forehead / cheek ] . ∗ 46﹕ sender pulls receiver out of harm’s way . ∗ 47﹕ sender is found sobbing by receiver . ∗ 48﹕ sender locks receiver out of their room . ∗ 49﹕ sender brings receiver [ coffee / tea ] in the morning . ∗ 5o﹕ sender rests their forehead against receiver’s . ∗ 51﹕ sender plays a song for receiver that reminds them of them : [ song ] . ∗ 52﹕ sender takes a [ punch / stab / bullet ] meant for receiver . ∗ 53﹕ sender buys receiver a drink at a bar . ∗ 54﹕ sender needs receiver’s help getting in the bath . ∗ 55﹕ sender and receiver cross paths in the kitchen late at night . ∗ 56﹕ sender twists receiver’s arm behind their back . ∗ 57﹕ sender winks at receiver . ∗ 58﹕ sender is found collapsed by receiver . ∗ 59﹕ sender prevents an injured receiver from getting up . ∗ 6o﹕ sender claps a hand over receiver’s mouth to silence them . ∗ 61﹕ sender cages receiver against a [ wall / the floor ] with their arms . ∗ 62﹕ sender storms away from receiver during an argument . ∗ 63﹕ sender is found by receiver sleeping in receiver’s bed . ∗ 64﹕ sender [ applies / touches up ] receiver’s makeup . ∗ 65﹕ sender throws receiver into a wall during combat . ∗ 66﹕ sender dances sensually with receiver . ∗ 67﹕ sender strikes receiver across the face . ∗ 68﹕ sender places their hand on receiver’s leg while driving . ∗ 69﹕ sender pulls a chair out from under receiver . ∗ 7o﹕ sender catches receiver’s wrist when they turn to leave . ∗ 71﹕ sender leaves an intimate mark on receiver . ∗ 72﹕ sender beats receiver in a video game . ∗ 73﹕ sender and receiver stand in stunned silence after a fight . ∗ 74﹕ sender cares for receiver while they’re sick . ∗ 75﹕ sender and receiver go on a hike . ∗ 76﹕ sender is caught snooping in receiver’s things . ∗ 77﹕ sender and receiver cuddle while watching television . ∗ 78�� sender throws something aggressively at receiver . ∗ 79﹕ sender creeps up behind receiver to scare them . ∗ 8o﹕ sender and receiver go shopping together . ∗ 81﹕ sender helps receiver [ dye / style ] their hair . ∗ 82﹕ sender draws receiver into a kiss by the back of their neck . ∗ 83﹕ sender is discovered having a panic attack by receiver . ∗ 84﹕ sender accidentally injures receiver during sparring . ∗ 85﹕ sender grabs receiver roughly by the hair . ∗ 86﹕ sender brings receiver to their knees during combat . ∗ 87﹕ sender shows receiver evidence of a lie they told . ∗ 88﹕ sender winks [ seductively / mockingly ] at receiver . ∗ 89﹕ sender yells at receiver to put their hands in the air . ∗ 9o﹕ sender helps receiver patch up a wound . ∗ 91﹕ sender holds receiver as they cry . ∗ 92﹕ sender silently and angrily points receiver towards the door . ∗ 93﹕ sender gestures for receiver to sit down . ∗ 94﹕ sender pulls receiver into their lap . ∗ 95﹕ sender cradles receiver’s face . ∗ 96﹕ sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger . ∗ 97﹕ sender has hidden an injury from receiver , and receiver finds out . ∗ 98﹕ sender confronts receiver about their unhealthy behavior . ∗ 99﹕ sender proposes to receiver . ∗ 1oo﹕ sender has just died , receiver finds out .

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