So i almost hit a kid with my car.
I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab.
It was an out of body experience.
for context: adam rippon is one of the most visible gay men in the competitive figure skating scene right now. at the grand prix final this year he ended his short program with this delicious “talk to the hand” pose. said short program was choreographed by jeffrey buttle, who is also gay. jeff buttle incidentally has been referenced in official YOI art.
honestly this is cooler than that time michal brezina saw his own glamour shot in anime form
“Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”
Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when I’m 30 is genuinely hilarious