Em. 30s. Extremely gay. She/Her. Just a shitposting, multi-fandom, multi-shipper. Buffy Anne Summers is the goddess of my idolatry. You can see the stuff I make in the #mine tag. Always happy to tag triggers if requested. Header is by guacemolyarts.
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sometimes it's an ajj leonard cohen tom waits gogol bordello kinda night to satisfy the ghost of your teenage self
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“I love the way the people seem to be dissolving into the background. It‘s like the environments–you know–are stronger than the people. His human figures are always so transitory. It‘s funny. Transitory?”
“Yeah. Transitory.”
BEFORE SUNRISE (1995)
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Music, you know, true music - not just rock 'n' roll - it chooses you. You know, it lives in your car, or alone, listening to your headphones, with vast scenic bridges and angelic choirs in your brain.
ALMOST FAMOUS (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe
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And the angel did come back. Cooper was Laura's angel. He was the one that was meant to help her.
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dawn summers is also a contender for character of all time. she's an eldritch horror stuffed into the body of a teenage girl. she's six months old. she's older than time. she's fourteen. she talks shit to the faces of the forces of darkness. she speaks sumerian. she killed her first kiss with a pencil. her best friend is a punk vampire that simps over her big sister. she writes about the horrors in her diary. she has done necromancy. she's a kleptomaniac. her favorite sandwich is salami with peanut butter. she was willing to sacrifice her life to save the world at fourteen years old. she became her sister's watcher when the original watcher abandoned them. she's extraordinary.
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Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit
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just remembered that no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
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i need to talk about oz wearing xander's 25 cent peep show t shirt in season 3 episode 1 ("anne"). this is the biggest mystery of what went down in summer '98 is how did oz end up borrowing this shirt.
#accepting this into my headcanon but also i think technically they ARE different shirts#the collar gives it away
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help my fyp finally acknowledged my interest in the game and not just the show but THESE KIND OF VIDEOS ARE ALL THATS GETTING SHOWN TO ME
#there is nothing i love more than unhinged crackposts about my favorite things#also shout out to glee you are the can of pringles my brain knows it shouldn't eat but still does
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Skeletons in the closet? It's ok come out when you're ready :) 🏳️🌈🫂
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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️
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never getting over when it was first released and people whined over the unconventional nature of tlou2’s act structure. It is almost like not every story follows the three acts structure and with tlou2 being a tragedy it was a given it would follow the five act, and that isn’t an inherent flaw to the plot
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Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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