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allow yourself to be a beginner

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remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it

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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you

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I feel like I’m torturing myself but what do I know it’s not like I didn’t have the choice of being alive and I’m still here against my will just to fulfill social expectations

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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation

edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.

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friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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even beyond the fact that you also shouldn't be cruel to poly people, like, it's just really very hard to ignore that every single joke about "[regional] polycule" or poly roommates or whatever else seems to lead back to some very nasty statements about fat people, disabled people, and/or trans women at its core. which isn't surprising at all if you understand these to be affirmations of the norm per monogamy but you see them soooo often from people who purport to have the politics of those who fucking know better

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you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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if you have like 20 variations of 1 fandom, count that as 1

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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Fuck knowledge and ideas