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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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I’m gonna be real with you Cuno, I don’t think you can reclaim that

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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Source

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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they spent billions on this

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a treasure found antiquing today