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99 Luftballons is German despacito

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Meet Khaleesi & Django - Dalmatians from Wiesbaden, Germany

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showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

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i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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i need something romantic to happen to me like right now

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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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same tbh

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“The Last Advice” Acrylic on cardboard and picture frame

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Paintings for the grad show! Oil paints and oil pastels on cardboard.

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