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I realized I am wrong here. Tweek has a higher body count than Craig so he would definitely be Deadpool. Which makes Craig Spider-Man and honestly. This works out a lot better.

If Tweek and Craig were Marvel super heroes, Craig would be Deadpool and Tweek would be Spider-Man. Their personalities match up perfectly!

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Tweek and Craig leave town on the forth if July because Tweek doesn't like loud noises. They rent a cabin deep in the woods and spend the week out in the middle of nowhere away from stupid people and explosions enjoying nature.

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Tweek and Craig don't go shopping during Black Friday after the whole "Red Robin Wedding" incident. Instead they usually have most of their Christmas shopping done before Thanksgiving, and anything else they need, they buy from small shops to avoid the busy box stores. They also avoid it because Kenny and Clyde told them horror stories about working during the holiday season, and they all know there would be nothing stopping Tweek from losing it on rude customers.

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Tweek accidentally burning the turkey so Tweek and Craig just order some take out.

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When they get old, Craig starts losing his teeth but he doesn't want Tweek to know (even though Tweek lost all of his long ago), so Craig tries to replace his teeth with raisins. But when they kiss good night, Tweek accidentally eats all or Craig's raisin teeth and freaks out.

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That moment when you're trying to make an au an original idea but once you strip the charaters you realize it's you've got nothing.

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My au is getting out of hand and becoming a story of its own. Maybe I should make it it's own thing.

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I just thought of the best AU. When you guys ascend to my level, I'll think about telling you guys

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Tweek and Craig with dad bods

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When Craig is sick, Tweek makes soup. When Tweek is sick, Craig goes overboard with concern and tries to load him up with every herbal remedy on the internet.

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Tweek teaches Craig how to boil water because he's never been allowed in the kitchen before.

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Tweek's afraid of needles, but Craig really wants them to get a matching tattoo. So Tweek reads up on the process and talks to Kenny who is a tattoo artist. It takes a while to convince Tweek that the tattoo parlor is clean, sanitary, and safe. They get their matching tattoos (opting for their biceps so they can cover them for work or show it off) and Tweek absolutely loves it. Not just the tattoo but the whole process. He finds it kind of relaxing and manages to not worry about anything except what it's going to look like. He ends up getting quite a few tattoos over the next few years. Craig on the other hand hated it and ends up with just the one tattoo.

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Tweek and Craig sharing a milkshake in a retro cafe.

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Tweek packs extra gloves, not because his hands get cold and sometimes he needs another pair, but because Craig loses his at least once a week.

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Tweek realizes one night in highschool that he never really asked Craig out properly, and Craig never actually asked him out. Feeling like their relationship isn't official and at any moment things could fall apart because of it, Tweek sets out on properly asking Craig out. He researches flowers and their meaning and orders a bouquet. He finds some red racer balloons and an astronaut teddy bear online. The three days it takes to get all the stuff, he's acting weird around Craig.

Craig for his part asks Tweek what's up but when Tweek says nothing and gets mad, Craig assumes it's a secret he has to keep and doesn't want to spill the beans. Anyone else that mentions Tweek's weird behavior to him, he just says Tweek's parent's are "at it again" and no one asks anymore questions.

Finally, Tweek presents the gifts to Craig and loudly asks him out. Craig is confused but doesn't ask questions, just says yes and then asks where he's supposed to out all this stuff. Before Tweek can start beating himself up, Craig takes the stuff from him, kisses him, and just ends up carrying it around all day, using the excuse "my hands are full" to avoid any kind of class work.

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Everyone thinks it would be Tweek who's afraid of the dentist, but it's Craig. Tweek has to drag Craig there and hold his hand. Craig says he's not scared but the minute the dentist pulls out anything sharp he freaks out.

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My favorite thing about coming across posts I think are gross is I can just block the people who agree with it before harassing them so they can't argue back and I get the last word in and feel superior. You need to show these gross people that their opinions are not okay by making them hate themselves and everything they like.