i've answered the question enough the joke is probably stale by now try asking me something different please
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survived first day in the office.
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
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Tomorrow is my return to office day. Whoopee.
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okay this one has thrown me for a loop. there is no hinged answer to this.
started another game, this is what it basically just dropped me into. ok.
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.....on the one hand i want to investigate...but on the other hand...the kiss is compelling...
started another game, this is what it basically just dropped me into. ok.
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wait is this time loop yuri,
started another game, this is what it basically just dropped me into. ok.
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started another game, this is what it basically just dropped me into. ok.
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"what's Precure about?" you ask. well.

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The last time she’s faceless……rip……

Ohhhhh hell yeah
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NOOOO DONT GIVE HER FACE BACK

Ohhhhh hell yeah
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Uchikoshi needs to get with this guy stat
Sister told me that qualia the purple would be what it would be like for Uchikoshi to write yuri and I’m reading it now and my god she’s right
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Sister told me that qualia the purple would be what it would be like for Uchikoshi to write yuri and I’m reading it now and my god she’s right
#malky reads#qualia the purple#sistertag#the end of volume one had a whole note that starts with ‘have you heard of Mary’s room’#and then just goes into the thought experiment
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Hell yeah girls talk
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Please meet Rube Goldberg.
While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.
It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.
I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.
So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!
And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.
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I mean the first time around it took maybe two hours. I just carry that 2 hours experience with me
Sister is showing a friend Deltarune so I beat the chapter 3 secret boss again, took I think five tries this time?
#malky plays games#mixel-pixel#deltarune#first you gotta have a tension max#then you gotta note down the order of the moves#see which one you are relatively good with surviving#and plan your revives and healings accordingly
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Sister is showing a friend Deltarune so I beat the chapter 3 secret boss again, took I think five tries this time?
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