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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

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I can't do much but maybe this will interest someone. This cookbook is by a classically trained autistic chef, made for people with sensory issues. It's sold 1/6th of its initial run because apparently no one wants to have an autistic person interviewed on TV.

Apparently it's also very funny.

Spread this around! I bet someone here can use this.

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Look who's finally back. Happy Late Freaking Pride Month everyone

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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once again thinking about bucky barnes and his metal arm because of course i am

but specifically about how there must be some kind of sensory system built into it that runs to his fingertips because it would help register heft, texture, etc (which is especially helpful when it means the difference between dragging someone out of the way or ripping their arm off)

and all i'm SAYING is that more fic writers and artists should consider this with stucky smut JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Why he carry it like that XD

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friendly reminder use your turn signal

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.