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bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

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why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

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Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

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Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

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lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

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Here's a very cool umamusume fact that I found on [The site that shall not be named]

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I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.

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Hey Tumblr, settle a marital dispute for us.

The other day I asked @mothman-etd what he was drinking and he replied, "chocolate milk" to which I replied, "oh, did you buy some?"

He informed me that no, he had not, and confusedly asked, "so how did you get chocolate milk?"

He informed me he just used the powder that we had there, and I said "oh, you mixed the cocoa into cold milk?"

He looked at me like I was weird and said no, he'd warmed it up first.

To which I blinked and said. "So you made hot chocolate."

And he said, "Yeah, chocolate milk."

We had a bit of a back and forth over this, because to me, chocolate milk has connotations of drinking cold milk. I would never tell someone I was drinking chocolate milk if what I was in fact drinking, was a hot beverage.

His response was a very level, "but it's milk."

I let it go after that because whatever. Except he just got out of bed and said he was going to get a chocolate milk and I again asked him, "Oh, did you buy some this time?" and it's started the whole debate all over again.

SO

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Fuck’s sake man I didn’t know lesbians piss on the poor

(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

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@unpretty

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I truly hope I can call myself an ally to the intersex community. I do everything I can to uplift intersex voices, to educate others and direct them to resources to learn more about intersex people (and specifically how a lot of legislation has impacted them). I genuinely feel like it’s my responsibility as a perisex trans person to listen to and affirm my intersex siblings, and I’m finding that more and more queer people, especially in irl queer spaces, are finally starting to pick up the slack. Not enough, but it’s a change.

Please, to my beautiful intersex siblings: don’t be discouraged. Change is possible. I know it feels this way and I certainly won’t tell you that your experiences are wrong, but people are capable of improvement and kindness. Please don’t give up the fight, and I will be more than happy to fight on your behalf so you can rest.

So why do you even waste time defending perisex people anyway? Even if there's one or two good ones, the overwhelming majority of them are violently intersexist and either directly or indirectly contribute to your systemic and personal oppression, to the point that perisex people are the reason intersex children get mutilated at birth to begin with - who they then gaslight into thinking it was necessary or somehow a good thing to do so.

They constantly whine about having to show even the bare minimum of solidarity towards anyone who's intersex, but the moment they get called out on their bold-faced bigotry they've suddenly got a billion marginalized identities and couldn't possibly be intersexist, and that's when they don't try to bullshit up a reason why intersex people are somehow the ones with privilege.

They share none of your material struggles and yet demand that you sympathize with theirs, even though just about 100% of the world's violence, bigotry and oppression comes from perisex people, to say nothing of how every major historical atrocity was committed by a perisex person and every oppresssive system in the world's history was ran by perisex people. You know what they say after all: not all peris but somehow always a peri.

You'd be more than justified - Hell, I'd say even morally correct - to hate them all and mistreat them at every opportunity. Your existence alone is far more disruptive to the patriarchy and capitalism than theirs will ever be anyways, it'd be an act of revolution for you to do so.

Look, I completely understand the vitriol here. I get it. But this is a great way to do nothing of value for the intersex community.

We NEED perisex allies.

Most of the world is perisex, and it'll always be that way. And there is nothing wrong with that. What is wrong, is perinormativity, intersexism, and the sex binary. That is something we can change via social movements, it won't be easy by any means but it is possible. Albeit not in my lifetime, but possible nonetheless. Intersexism is thoroughly normalized in a way I don't think most other bigotry is in this day and age. It will be extremely difficult to undo.

I wouldn't say perisex people share none of our material struggles. Intersex people have quite a bit in common with perisex trans people, while not a 1:1 comparison. We are all sex variant, and I find that trans people are often far more receptive to ideas about dismantling the sex binary than cis people are.

I understand the frustration. I've fallen into this myself on a number of occasions. But I have seen people change, I've caused people to change. I have made allies to our community who will go on to create allies ad infinitum. And that gives me hope. It gives me solace. And it gives me peace.

A better world for intersex people, means a world full of perisex people who are better to us.

If you are perisex and you believe in a better world for intersex people free of sex binarist oppression; you are just as much in this fight alongside every intersex person. And I thank you for that. I thank you for going out of your way to truly care about something that may not even materially affect you. I thank every single perisex ally for standing with us against perinormativity, even when that is demonstrably the harder path to choose. I appreciate the effort and the compassion. Keep going.

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Common Poorwills are the only species of bird known to hibernate for extended periods of time, usually weeks or months. Instead of migrating south for the winter like most nightjars, they hibernate in rocks and reduce their body temperature to 5C/41F. This was rediscovered in the 1940s, but was originally known by Native Americans, since the Hopi name for them is “hölchko” or “the sleeping one”.

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BUGS. IS. SHRIMPS!!!

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I think any kids that miserable git has are rightfully no contact or will be shortly

Roughly 6 months in and the US is already at the ‘full blown concentration camps’ stage.

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More than 20 states will gather in Bogota on 15–16 July to declare “concrete measures” against Israel’s violations of international law, according to diplomats speaking to Middle East Eye.

The summit, co-chaired by Colombia and South Africa, will bring together members and supporters of The Hague Group, a bloc launched in January to confront what it calls “a climate of impunity” surrounding Israel’s actions in Gaza.

The group includes Bolivia, Colombia, Cuba, Honduras, Malaysia, Namibia, Senegal, and South Africa, with additional countries such as Spain, Ireland, Turkiye, Portugal, China, Qatar, Algeria, Bangladesh, Brazil, Chile, Indonesia, Lebanon, Nicaragua, Oman, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Uruguay, and Palestine set to attend.

Colombian Vice-Minister of Multilateral Affairs Mauricio Jaramillo Jassir said the summit would not only reaffirm the group’s resistance to the ongoing “Palestinian genocide,” but also outline specific steps to move from words to collective action.

July 11, 2025.