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sleepinclined · 3 minutes
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never gonna stop thinking abt how i drunkenly stumbled over to this 40/50 year old butch lesbian at a gay bar and said “you’re everything i want to be” only for her to give me the warmest hug i’ve ever received in my life and tell me that was the best compliment she’s ever received.
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Angel & Demon - (2024)
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sleepinclined · 7 minutes
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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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sleepinclined · 8 minutes
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Something to keep an eye out for.
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sleepinclined · 15 minutes
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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
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sleepinclined · 16 minutes
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having heartburn so frequently that my dr decided to medicate me for it has a silver lining in that now when i forget to take my depression meds i get a reminder in the form of acid eating my esophagus because I take them at the same time
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History repeats itself.
GAME CHANGER Lou Wilson in s5e09 "Escape The Greenroom" & s6e03 "Sam Says 3".
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I’m really fond of this one hehe :) it was posted on my Patreon @/magpiecrown a month ago, so if you wish to see these comics ahead of time feel free to check it out!
original gorgeous text written by @wizardlyghost can be found here, inspired by the conversation between @radishnt, @mothman-misato, @boimgfrog, @catsnraincoats, @pidoop, and @silverjirachi
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sleepinclined · 20 minutes
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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sleepinclined · 20 minutes
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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
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sleepinclined · 22 minutes
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The Spider Web Dress worn by Mae West in I’m No Angel (1933) Costume Design by Travis Banton
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As a disabled person who's loved LEVERAGE and LEVERAGE REDEMPTION since the beginning - for the characters but also the whole ethos of performing acts that help people against crap systems, it's wonderful to be reminded that it springs from reality.
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sleepinclined · 24 minutes
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Clark never felt pain until after he became Superman.
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sleepinclined · 25 minutes
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a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write
an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw
a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write
an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw
a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write
an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw
hope this helps 🥰
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holy shit the green guys have to fight. who will win the whole bracket and take home the crown?
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sleepinclined · 9 hours
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Me, looking at a genre I read extremely little of but have a general understanding of the format, like whump fics or isekai: Y'know I bet I could knock out a decent one of these. I have some ideas that could add something.
My memories: Hey remember those years on writing forums of dealing with people who have only the barest passing familiarity with fantasy and scifi, dismissing the whole genre as That Random Forgotten Realms Book They Read Once and clearly shallow and stuck in a rut, and trying to wow everyone with their Totally Revolutionary Idea For Writing The Greatest Fantasy/Scifi Ever? Remember them getting really mad when people enthusiastically steer them to the entire subgenre of people who did their thing better in the 80s ('if you want to write that plot again, you should read these so you know where the subgenre stands! They're great books!') and gently offer advice on which parts of their idea are highly cliche bullshit? Remember those guys?
Me: Ah, I see. Today I am the stupid fool.
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