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Mary Soon Lee, from Elemental Haiku: Poems to Honor the Periodic Table, Three Lines at a Time

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made a meme lmao

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I want to bake a car. Can you give me a recipe for a car?

How much of the car do you bake?

The recipe I use is basically like this:

½ cup butter, softened

¼ cup brown sugar

2 cups chocolate chips, divided

2 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2½ cups sifted flour

(You start the car in a cast-iron skillet lined with brownies. Then you put it in the oven for about a half hour)

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Why don’t I have polls yet?

• vanilla extract

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go go go fight fight fight

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creating a homunculus!

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ENOUGH WITH THE VANILLA EXTRACT

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just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

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My friend, an academic: “You need more structure to your writing.”

Me, an academic: “Fuck you.”

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sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me

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Petty Tumblr annoyances #137: folks tagging posts written in iambic tetrameter as "Shakespearean" when they're very clearly Seussian.

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Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

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new owl house tonight!!