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"Hungry?" By Anna Tuomisalo

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ちゃりん

2018　180×140mm　acrylic on paper

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my masterpiece

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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

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My newborn baby has been eternally cursed by The Politician’s Kiss

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richard siken new afterword to crush 20th anniversary edition. will text ID it later i just wanted to yoink this from twitter his formatting was ass

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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

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The Delineator magazine, July 1934

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

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Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

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i had to try and teach a group of 3 and 4 year olds how to drink from a drinking fountain and i want to know why most of them decided the way to approach it was to either a) let the water hit their face square on so they could drink whatever dripped into their gaping mouth or b) try to lap up the water stream with their tongues like a domestic animal. im standing there giving demonstrations (it's a unique motor skill im not sure how else to teach this) making horrible exaggerated slurping sounds trying to show them this is more of a straw-esc maneuver and they just keep blasting themselves in the face with their tongues sticking out. until they give up entirely and try to latch onto the spout itself but that's mostly why i was there anyway, actually. to stop them from doing That

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