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jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?

jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body "ironically"

jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique

jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish -- but the line between these things is not as clearly drawn as some might wish

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Victor Ivanoski aka Виктор Иваноски (Russian, b. 1967, Syktyvkar, Russia) - Boudoir series, Photography

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let us NEVER forget

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Smith College Girls for i-D magazine, 2004.

Photographed by Richard Kern

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trans pins by StrawberryPrism

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hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

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If there's no scene that flashes between young and old Daniel and Armand having sex I will shoot my TV. There needs to be a scene of Daniel and Armand having sex that flashes between them being old and young and Armand staying the same. It's like everything and nothing has changed. It's like coming home but not knowing if it's the same home you had before. Wondering if this is the home you want. Fuck it needs to happen I'll shoot my fucking TV if it doesn't.

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Sharp Objects, Gillian Flynn (2006) / The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, Jennifer Lynch (1990)

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in this essay, i will explain why queer people are obsessed with goth couples that are infatuated with each other & how they are the standard

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Laszlo, I do not need you to always be the hero.

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"Leather Jackets, Army Boots: 1980s Rebel Dyke Fashion" published on Dressing Dykes. Photo by Laney Shimmin.

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.