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Good thing about smoking, I do it instead of self harm

Bad thing about smoking, I feel sick afterwards for a few hours in the way that getting any food or liquids into my system makes me wanna throw up

With that said, this is probably why I shouldn’t smoke in the morning again

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At least I have my licorice, licorice makes happiness

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“Don’t pop your blisters if you accidentally burn yourself one the rice cooker” BITCH IF IM BURNT AND THERES BLISTERS YOU BET YOUR ASS I WILL POP THEM THATS THE ONLY GOOD PART ABOUT BLISTERS

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Why in the absolute fuck did I buy lighters

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Ever since that nightmare I’ve been so paranoid about how much I’ve eaten, I am thinking about stop taking my meds if they’re the things making me eat more, I don’t want this

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Abuela: *showing pictures of the single men in town* what about this one? Nicolas is a fine young man, very strong too.

Isabela: I.. uh.. I like women? And not men..?

Abuela:...

Abuela: well, why did you say so sooner! *pulls out pictures of the single women in town* Valentina is a lovely woman, she works at the library-

abuela alma aka the best matchmaker in all of encanto (tested and proven!)

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Now I have that one Kim possible song in my head when Ron is singing and the part “you know this pet’s hairless, I said I couldn’t care less” and my brain is singing that but another version “my pussy is hairless, but I couldn’t even care less” and that is the weirdest shit

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I think she has a priest kink guys

You okay, Father?

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Two more hours and I will have fasted for 24 hours! Ngl, my sweet tooth is kicking in but I think I can beat it and go for 24+ hours fasting, can’t workout tho bc it’s laundry day and I need new clean clothes and all of them are currently wet

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smth new on the way

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Mellohi plays in the background

For people who are confused with their expressions :

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You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can’t have a fully straight threesome.

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Fun fact of the day:

Making yourself throw up does in fact not help your headache! It can instead make it worse and makes you feel like your head is about to burst

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I am tired

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I hate myself but look what I did during Swedish class

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I feel like absolute shit, I made myself workout and I still wasn’t even doing it that long before my brain and body just gave up, I’m gonna sleep on the floor

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I should not be feeling bad about eating porridge for lunch, actually eating dinner and then actually listening to my body and get some more porridge- LIKE THAT STILL ISNT A LOT AND IM HERE FREAKING OUT AND THROWING UP I HATE IT HERE