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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.
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need to draw vault hunter angel. . . .. . need to draw vault hunter jack. . .. . need to draw them as vault hunters post bl2. . .it will save me
#borderlands#handsome jack#borderlands angel#The Catalyst AU#i guess? since they both sorta die canonically but in my au they continue on as vault hunters :p#need to draw what they look like in my fics since it is slightly different from canon#also vault hunter angel my beloved <3333
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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
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I recognise that this may be a controversial opinion on the "everything is better when girls" website, but I feel like making the action-adventure game protagonist's obligatory tutorial/exposition-providing bratty little fairy companion a boy is underexplored territory.
#chip from sonic unleashed? i guess?#he's got wings and he's your tutorial character but he is also an animal so idk if he counts
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i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard
#anyone who spouts “you have to play this to be a REAL gamer” is a loser and that's a mean thing to say about losers#i grew up both 1. as a girl and 2. poor so i couldnt play video games until my mid to late teens#and trying to talk to my peers about video games was the fucking worst#i STILL deal with this shit and it's so fucking annoying- there is no requirement for being a gamer. its not a club#if you've ever opened a mobile game HEY! GOOD NEWS! YOU'RE A GAMER NOW#and i mean that so sincerely as someone who both loves games like stardew and games like borderlands#i enjoy and have hundreds of hours in both and the people who hate “cozy” or “easy” games can go get hit by a rock
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"How about we have another heart-to-heart, you and I? 💛"
Amazing Milo art by the lovely @nikodart !
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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'headcanons are your desires projected onto the character' WRONG my headcanons are formed in a lab after pouring over wikis and obscure pieces of media no one in the fandom gives a fuck about
You gave him daddy issues because you have them too. I gave him daddy issues because a brochure given out at a con in 1996 had a single joke alluding to it. We are not the same
#other people projecting while im watching his canon favorite movie to dig into his head and what his personality would be#getting so deep into wanting to write him in character i end up becoming a fan of his favorite genre of music of which i have never liked
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one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it
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jack and sl33py falling in love even know they know they shouldn't my beloved
sl33py and jack describing falling in love with each other as choosing death my beloved
they are SICK and TWISTED and so determined to be happy even for a moment that they're willing to lose everything just for a chance to try
i need them DEAD
#borderlands#handsome jack#borderlands oc#borderlands sl33py#The Catalyst AU#The Elpis Job#they make me SICK#i need them to die. badly.#thrashing them in my teeth until they die
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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A trans woman was just sentenced to 15 years in prison for defending herself from an attacker. She wanted no part in the fight and witnesses described her actions as self-defense. With right-wing media constantly portraying her as "evil" since the incident, the trial was over before it began.
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for your corporate maniac petting needs. [insert wet hair gel noises here]
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pet the 'stache. you know you want to.
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