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Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

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they should let me design tshirts

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Excuse me, kill?

Wikipedia? Excuse me?

Citation needed?

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You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

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I had an idea while stuck in traffic. instagram | bluesky | patreon

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"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

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Israel returned to war again. The bombing is everywhere. We are being exterminated here and the whole world is silent.

In a moment, 400 people were killed, most of them children and women.

There is no food, no drink, and no way out of this hell.

We are dying before your eyes please, don’t leave us alone! Save us, do something protest, donate, participate.

I don’t want to die! Please support me with any amount that will promise me to buy food, drink, medicine and survive me and my family

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March 14th 2025

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Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

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I also do not anticipate the way trash US liberals are going to talk about this new escalation in Israel's ongoing carnage in Gaza now that "this administration" is enabling it. As if their previous administration didn't lay the groundwork and fund the conditions that made this possible. They're going to call it "crazy" and "despicable", as if this is the first time they're witnessing this livestreamed genocide. Depraved doesn't even begin to cover it.

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lisa swain down so bad she forgot she was angry as soon as she heard that ‘hey.’ understandable tho.

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Devil’s Flower Mantis

Found in the lush jungles of Madagascar.

📷: Igor Siwanowicz

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.