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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

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Why is the wording for this so sick

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Pirate!Scholz is the funniest thing that happened in german politics in a long time

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call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!