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I saw an opportunity and I took it

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It's that time again

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Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

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Walked past a beloathed coworker that has been picking a fight with me vis a vis our lead as a middle man and he had tumblr open on his phone so Kevin if you're reading this I will start a war you will not win if you keep this shit up.

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Game Theory made a series on Welcome to Night Vale lore, and made a timeline of Night Vale history while also using the books. It was one of the first series Matpat ever did on his channel before abandoning it when his channel grew bigger and now he’s revisiting it. Using the classic editing and intro.

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love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time

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The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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Ppl dying their hair and wearing ‘punk’ clothes & having social cause pins but being visibly repulsed by homeless, broke &/or disabled people is embarrassinggg. I’m already goin outta my way to show ppl im not gonna sacrifice their dog to the devil. You are making this harder for me

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What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt

a hysterectomy

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Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole

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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week