sleepyjesterboy

[sleepyjesterboy]

in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

[sleepyjesterboy]

I think humans should only work at max three days a week and spend the rest of their time making art or having sex

[sleepyjesterboy]

does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

[sleepyjesterboy]

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

[sleepyjesterboy]

[sleepyjesterboy]

DO stand at my grave and weep. i’m giggling and kicking my feet and blushiiiiiiiiiing

[sleepyjesterboy]

honey-nut clarity

[sleepyjesterboy]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[sleepyjesterboy]

[sleepyjesterboy]

my pussy is fat, my lore is immense and my kinks are off putting, who want me

[sleepyjesterboy]

getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

[sleepyjesterboy]

i hope youre being a massive faggot tonight. and insane . @everyone

[sleepyjesterboy]

Kennith Holloway - The Spirit Is Willing (1986)

[sleepyjesterboy]

No you can’t pull out, I have separation anxiety

[sleepyjesterboy]

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

[sleepyjesterboy]

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

[sleepyjesterboy]

did you try jerking it off and back on again