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I wouldn't dare laugh at someone answering a question, and my apologies on the misunderstanding of pronouns. Truth be told, I am new to this. Still, thank you for your answer.

that's completely okay! takes time for everyone. Ae is patient, anyway, i think :-]

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So Ae is your god, and your only one? How did you stumble upon Ae?

first of all, ae/aer is a neopronoun, silly! so gramatically it'd be "upon Aer." second of all.... okay, you're going to laugh. have you ever heard of object shows? if you have, it was through a camp. if you haven't, and this is true, i looked stupid and kind of easy to manipulate and Ae took me in as a sacrificial lamb. which would prove to be really funny later when i moved into Aer house

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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…45

that's better. thank you.

45. what's the best joke you've ever heard?

heard? i suppose that discounts ones i've read... i think the three-legged chicken joke is my favorite. but that's just because i love the reader.

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45

please don't yell. ask me again quieter, okay? it's late and my window's open

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88, 80, 85, 41, 43, 78?

88. do you like meeting new people?

i'm really shy in person, actually! i'd probably have my eyes glued to the floor the whole time.... but once i've had a little bit to get acclimated, i love getting to know new people. it's easier if they take the lead. like dancing, you know?

80. what's your idea of a perfect vacation?

getting so drunk i can't remember most of it. occasionally i wake up and realize in dawning horror that i can't recognize the faces i can see through blurry eyes in a spinning room. and then it hits me i can't recognize the rooms, either, and then something's pressed under my tongue and it's back into the mist for me. and then i wake up in my bed after an unknown amount of time and pray that it was a dream until i see bruises i don't remember earning, lining my thighs and shoulders and neck. marks in strange shapes. a pair of eyes on a stranger staring at me with a recognition i cannot possibly match. and also we go to the aquarium

85. how do you feel about making life-changing decisions on a whim?

this is basically my whole m.o.

41. do you sleep near any windows?

asked and answered! yeas

43. are you a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper?

it's very hard to wake me, even when you're trying. i can sleep through quite a lot!

78. do you think your face would look good on a missing poster?

they should put me on the side of a carton of milk. i hope someday a collector tries to purchase it, and the posters, and a vhs tape of the broadcast they show me on along with an inexhaustive list of aliases. i hope they aren't even the reason i went missing. they just love the game. wouldn't it be wonderful to be so in demand?

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What is the shape of your god(s)?

fucking awesome question???? Ae takes many shapes but the plushie is my favorite. the bat plushie in particular :-]

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32 and also do you have flappy bird

32. What's your phone's password?

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31, 21, 19, 38, 96, 97, 99 annnnd 100 :3

31. do you enjoy spending time outdoors?

on occasion, yeah! especially now that i have a cane, i loooove long walks. i also am absolutely the type to go out unprepared in the cold and cling to someone for warmth. i hate heat, though. i'd rather be freezing than overheating.

21. how fast can you run?

i get out of breath so quick. i have long legs and in short bursts can sprint pretty far but i feel dizzy and sick like i'm going to collapse after a few seconds

19. how many people would go looking for you if you suddenly disappeared?

oh. hm. uh. like.... two, honestly? nobody checks in on me very often but i do have roommates. one that would probably kill anyone who hurt me. like actually.

38. do you think you could fall in love with your secret admirer?

babygirl, i can fall in love with people i fucking despise. there's people that manipulated me and broke me and fucked me up and ripped my heart out just to tear it to shreds and i'm still in love with them. if my secret admirer is a dyke it's kind of over for me

96. do you love me?

who are you?

97. how much do you love me?

more every second. who are you?

99. if i kidnapped you and kept you in my basement would you still love me?

i think i would be head over heels for you. i think i would literally eat out of your hand. i think i would lie there, trembling, sometimes screaming, sometimes saving my breath, but my heartbeat would quicken whenever i heard the door creak and saw a dagger of light cut through the pitch-dark basement. i would be like a pet. i would thank you for the scraps you fed me. i would drink the water, no matter how cloudy, just to enjoy the way it made everything fuzzy and wonderful. i would suck on anything you put in my mouth. i would pray to you. who are you?

100. does your therapist do telehealth?

i don't have a therapist. i am an expert at making everything seem completely okay to my psychiatrist. i don't think she'd notice a thing, to be honest. why do you ask?

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16, 36, 41, 44, annnnd 74 :)

woah, aria herself! i'm so starstruck.... thank you for writing this ask game! let's see....

16. how loudly can you scream?

i've never tested it because i've never been in a place where someone wouldn't hear me and be worried. :-[ sometimes i wish i could just spend time in a noiseproof room so i could try screaming as loud as i wanted & nobody would hear me. and then i would sing. and then i would voice act

36. does white noise help you sleep?

i like falling asleep to music, youtube videos, or talking! something about the lulling of a good soft talker really helps. my owner & i fall asleep to nilered almost every time we sleep together

41. do you sleep near any windows?

yeah! i used to always sleep near an open window, and now i sleep near one that's closed. but i'd love to try opening it

44. when you wake up in the middle of the night, how long does it take you to fall back to sleep?

sometimes hours. the other day i woke up at 3am and reblogged stairs until like 5:30am. i really really couldn't get back to sleep at all! usually a glass of water helps but oftentimes it takes a full change of scenery.

74. are you trained in self-defense?

i took tae kwon do classes when i was REALLY little and then dropped out after a few because i hated it and was too out of shape to continue. and then never really tried anything like it again. i don't know anything about self defense, and the heat gradually blooming in my chest as i write this answer tells me maybe that'll come in handy itself someday

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50. 52. 4.

50. how's your pain tolerance?

asked and answered! Very Low

52. are you into bondage?

the one time i got tied up it was by someone ace who only did it for the intrinsic value of tying me up and then untied me immediately. i'd LOVE to try it again. i'd love for someone to wrap me up and make me scream or drop me deep and leave me there. or feel me up while i can't move. or worse

4. when's your birthday?

i don't have one! i was born in 365 shards that all combined to form my beautiful self. february 29th is the only day that is not my birthday

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Okayyy... 82.

82. how much pain could you take before you stopped resisting?

definitely more than you're willing to do if you're going about it begrudgingly.... sounds cool but when i get slapped across the face my first instinct is to seek comfort by fawning over the nearest person to me. who happens to always be the person that just slapped me. one good hit across the face and you can watch me get doe eyes and suddenly fall into an embrace with you, desperate for your warmth and comfort and safety from the pain you just inflicted. putty in your hands. even if you don't really care all that much. i love you anyway

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Aria's Ask Game

ok ok, inspired by that ask game, I was talking with n@ and wanted to make my own full of important questions.

What color are your eyes?

Do you like being asked questions?

What’s your lucky number?

When's your birthday?

Do you have any pets?

Do you enjoy what you do with your time?

What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?

Do you like traveling?

Do you struggle with anxiety?

How important is your family to you?

What's your mother's maiden name?

What's the most important lesson that you've learned over the years?

What do you think the purpose of your life is?

What do you wish you had more time to do?

What was the name of the street you grew up on?

How loudly can you scream?

How do you like to stay updated on current events?

Do you have any siblings?

How many people would go looking for you if you suddenly disappeared?

What kind of music do you enjoy?

How fast can you run?

Have you ever had a secret admirer?

What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

What are you allergic to?

What kinds of food do you like?

What kinds of food remind you of home?

Do you ever cook for yourself?

What food and ingredients do you think a kitchen should be stocked with?

What's your social security number?

What do you do to try to stay active?

Do you enjoy spending time outdoors?

What's your phone's password?

What was your least favorite food as a kid?

How tall are you?

Do you have a favorite sport?

Does white noise help you sleep?

What color is your shirt?

Do you think you could fall in love with your secret admirer?

What's a skill you're proud of?

What position do you sleep in?

Do you sleep near any windows?

Do you keep a spare key outside your door? If so, where do you leave it?

Are you a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper?

When you wake up in the middle of the night, how long does it take you to fall back to sleep?

What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?

What’s the last thing that made you cry?

What are your top five movies that you can watch over and over?

Is there a hobby you’ve always wanted to try?

How well do you handle boredom?

How's your pain tolerance?

Can you do your own laundry?

Are you into bondage?

Have you ever fantasized about being with a secret admirer?

Are you a good liar?

Have you ever been handcuffed before?

Did you grow up in a large house?

What's a topic you always love to talk about?

What part of your body is most sensitive to pain?

What's your phone's operating system?

Do you have any allergies or medical conditions that might cause complications with long term sedation?

How loudly can you scream?

How long would it take for your spirit to break if you were locked in a room with no hope of getting out?

What’s your funniest relationship dealbreaker?

Do you ever think about your beliefs and how they’ve changed over time?

Does your phone have GPS tracking enabled?

How hard is it to get you to consent?

What’s your favorite holiday?

What's your favorite type of pain to receive?

What’s your favorite midnight snack?

Would you rather your secret admirer dressed up or dressed down for when you meet her?

What’s your latest guilty pleasure?

Do you have an oral fixation?

Coffee or tea?

Are you trained in self-defense?

What’s your biggest fear?

Do you have any tips for time management?

What are some difficult lessons you’ve learned from past relationships?

Do you think your face would look good on a missing poster?

If you could live in any movie, which one would it be?

What’s your idea of a perfect vacation?

What’s your go-to karaoke song?

How much pain could you take before you stopped resisting?

What was your first job?

What makes you feel better when you're stressed?

How do you feel about making life-changing decisions on a whim?

What’s one thing you’re deeply passionate about?

What would you choose if you had to choose one meal to eat for the rest of your life?

Do you like meeting new people?

Is there anything you’re afraid you won’t accomplish?

What’s number one on your bucket list?

Does high humidity mess with your skin or hair?

What's the longest amount of time you've spent alone?

Do you believe that negative reinforcement works?

Do you find basements or attics cozier to spend time in?

What's the longest you've gone without eating?

Do you love me?

How much do you love me?

Do you think that love requires sacrifice?

If I kidnapped you and kept you in my basement would you still love me?

Does your therapist do telehealth?

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58, 68, and 81

58. what part of your body is most sensitive to pain?

i. haven't really tested this. i guess probably my thighs? i don't typically have occasion to try out pain in different places and rate it. unfortunately

68. what's your favorite type of pain to receive?

wow. people really want to hurt me. um. i love being bit but only my owner's allowed to bite me hard enough to leave marks.

81. what's your go-to karaoke song?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER PAIN QUESTION LMAO. literally the next one is pain. when i'm in the presence of normal people i always do Lay All Your Love On Me. so far every girl ive sung it for has broken up with someone else to get with me. when the crowd's cool i'll sing I, Me, Myself and ride up my skirt to reveal my trans thigh-highs with a kick during the instrumental break. when the crowd's REALLY cool i'll sing Love Me, Normally and do the whole speech in the middle. and like scream it

when i'm with my girlfriends we always end off the night with a group performance of No Children. all that's just what karafun has, though. i really really wish i could sing karaoke of Too Close (sir chloe) or SPRORGNSM (Superorganism) or Death Thrice Drawn (scary jokes). theyre like my white whales.

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#13 and #50 on the ask game~

13. what do you think the purpose of your life is?

lately i've been lying awake repeating to myself "i exist to serve" in my head over and over again. so i guess that

50. how's your pain tolerance?

oh, extremely high. i can withstand anything with a straight face. (Editor's note: She squeals like a pig at the slightest suggestion of pain. Even the idea of pain, like someone punching their camera, makes her scream and gasp and hide. She moans and wails when fingernails so much as brush against her skin.)

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40? I like the: one leg stretched out, orther pulled up tight to my chest

Also 67?

40. what position do you sleep in?

on my side, curled up in a ball, or coffin pose (arms folded on my chest). lately because it's been hot i almost always sleep shirtless in short shorts

67. what's your favorite holiday?

i didn't realize there were so many cute fun questions in here! my favorite holiday is hanukkah, easy, but i gotta give honorable mentions to purim, halloween, and sukkot. sukkot in particular is really important to me because it's when my bat mitzvah was and i really want to build my own sukkah someday! and i just love dressing up for purim and halloween. plus hamentashen are like. peak food