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Can someone please explain this to my dumb self,

WHY THE FUCK IS MY FAVORITE COOKIE, STRAWBERRY CREPE COOKIE, NOT APART OF STEEL?!?!

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Rereading through all of Fix a Beast, my brain immediately thought of this (Obviously, none of this will probably ever be canon, but it is fun to make regardless)

Eternal Sugar: *After hearing what went down between Golden Cheese Cookie and Burning Spice* "Burning Spice, you know I (platonically) love you, right?"

Burning Spice: "Yeah and?"

Eternal Sugar: "Nothing has changed, but I am apologizing in advance." *Does not even give him a chance to speak or process her words before slapping him.*

Sooo...will we get Eternal Sugar and Golden Cheese trauma bonding? O.o

Gota say, I'd be intrigued to know how she'll react once she finds out that Burning Spice did to Golden Cheese what the witches did to her

Oh man, absolutely

I think Eternal Sugar, Golden Cheese, and Burning Spice will have a very strong bond

I do want to wait till the update comes out to make any comics with a lot of plot like what I would’ve done here, so it might take a while before I introduce their relationship XD

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Tldr: Capsaicin brought his friends home, Burning Spice is reminded of the past in general and the friendships that, while still there, are different, has a panic attack, get comforted by his lovers and child then asks himself something. Oh, and Nutmeg Tiger had a lovely duel with Kougin-Amann Cookie :)

Look, we all love our fix a beast, and my brain likes adding random thoughts, which makes me write what is essentially fanfiction. Oh, and bc I say so, this will take place after getting into the poly relationship but before his awakening.

Tw for panic attack(?) (I tried my best but at the same time did not want to experience one myself again, so I am sorry if it is written poorly) I will reblog with a simple version

Capsaicin Cookie: *Pokes head out of doorway* "Hey dad, I already asked the other two, and they said it was okay, but do you mind if I bring two friends here?"

Burning Spice: *was talking to Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, stunned only for a minute of being called dad before speaking* "Friends you say? Sure go ahead..."

Capsaicin Cookie: "YES!" *Walks away.*

*Later, with Kougin-Amann Cookie casually sparring against Nutmeg, with Burning Spice watching over them to make sure no one gets dangerously hurt. Though he did notice Prune Juice seemed to be analyzing his daughter, taking mental notes. He was also a major help in making the medicine, on par with Burning Spice in fact if not better. Though whether the younger of the two was doing it on purpose or not, he was rambling to himself, stating the name, amount, and properties of each ingredient, as if he were an encyclopedia.*

*It reminded the beast of someone way too much. Before he had fallen, he would ramble on and on about anything. To a degree, one can even argue that is what his lectures were.*

"D...d!"

*Even the girl, with that determined smile on her face, and the clear enjoyment she brought out in his daughter, reminded him so so much of one of the missing beasts. One who would bring so much joy and happiness to those around.*

"It's ...ad!"

"B...l ...epp..."

*It is in the past now, he know it is. Yet even as the once Herald of Change, it still hurts to witness how fast everything has. Being immortal, it always felt like an instant, just as soon as he grew accustomed it was taken right in front of his eyes.*

"..."

*Even those he claimed were his friends had changed. While he wasn't the last, he knew he wasn't the first. Perhaps if he was, he wouldn't be deep down afraid of the very thing he was made to represent.*

"BELL PEPPER!"

*That shout snapped him out of his thoughts as he noticed he hadn't been breathing and that he was now sitting against the wall. Smoked Cheese Cookie kept him grounded, on his left. Meanwhile Golden Cheese was on his right, wrapping a wing around Smoked Cheese to bring him and Burning Spice closer to her. Feeling something soft hit his legs, he noticed little Fettuccine Cookie placed a pillow on his legs before climbing on, as if making sure they wouldn't get up.*

*It was quite cozy, in all honesty. Both his partners could tell he wasn't quite ready to talk, but they could wait. The two decided to fill the air by simply talking about nothing. However, as time moved on, the sounds of their voices went to almost nothingness, just light breathing and snores.*

*As he was about to fall asleep, he noticed something moving by the door, only to see that purple cookie coming in with a large and small blanket, Burning Spice needing to move Fettuccine as they were covered in the blankets, the small one solely being used by the child.*

Prune Juice: "Oh and by the way," *The potion user whispered, looking at the other with only one eye open.* "The little fight ended in a stalemate. Capsaicin is bringing both girls to a safe place to rest as they both knocked each other out. Don't worry though, as a potion expert, who knows a lot about medicine, I'll take care of them in your stead though you will owe me a favor, Beast of Destruction." *With that, he left.*

"I really need to ask Shadow Milk if he is at all related to that kid."

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Look, we all love our fix a beast, and my brain likes adding random thoughts, which makes me write what is essentially fanfiction. Oh, and bc I say so, this will take place after getting into the poly relationship but before his awakening.

Tw for panic attack(?) (I tried my best but at the same time did not want to experience one myself again, so I am sorry if it is written poorly) I will reblog with a simple version

Capsaicin Cookie: *Pokes head out of doorway* "Hey dad, I already asked the other two, and they said it was okay, but do you mind if I bring two friends here?"

Burning Spice: *was talking to Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, stunned only for a minute of being called dad before speaking* "Friends you say? Sure go ahead..."

Capsaicin Cookie: "YES!" *Walks away.*

*Later, with Kougin-Amann Cookie casually sparring against Nutmeg, with Burning Spice watching over them to make sure no one gets dangerously hurt. Though he did notice Prune Juice seemed to be analyzing his daughter, taking mental notes. He was also a major help in making the medicine, on par with Burning Spice in fact if not better. Though whether the younger of the two was doing it on purpose or not, he was rambling to himself, stating the name, amount, and properties of each ingredient, as if he were an encyclopedia.*

*It reminded the beast of someone way too much. Before he had fallen, he would ramble on and on about anything. To a degree, one can even argue that is what his lectures were.*

"D...d!"

*Even the girl, with that determined smile on her face, and the clear enjoyment she brought out in his daughter, reminded him so so much of one of the missing beasts. One who would bring so much joy and happiness to those around.*

"It's ...ad!"

"B...l ...epp..."

*It is in the past now, he know it is. Yet even as the once Herald of Change, it still hurts to witness how fast everything has. Being immortal, it always felt like an instant, just as soon as he grew accustomed it was taken right in front of his eyes.*

"..."

*Even those he claimed were his friends had changed. While he wasn't the last, he knew he wasn't the first. Perhaps if he was, he wouldn't be deep down afraid of the very thing he was made to represent.*

"BELL PEPPER!"

*That shout snapped him out of his thoughts as he noticed he hadn't been breathing and that he was now sitting against the wall. Smoked Cheese Cookie kept him grounded, on his left. Meanwhile Golden Cheese was on his right, wrapping a wing around Smoked Cheese to bring him and Burning Spice closer to her. Feeling something soft hit his legs, he noticed little Fettuccine Cookie placed a pillow on his legs before climbing on, as if making sure they wouldn't get up.*

*It was quite cozy, in all honesty. Both his partners could tell he wasn't quite ready to talk, but they could wait. The two decided to fill the air by simply talking about nothing. However, as time moved on, the sounds of their voices went to almost nothingness, just light breathing and snores.*

*As he was about to fall asleep, he noticed something moving by the door, only to see that purple cookie coming in with a large and small blanket, Burning Spice needing to move Fettuccine as they were covered in the blankets, the small one solely being used by the child.*

Prune Juice: "Oh and by the way," *The potion user whispered, looking at the other with only one eye open.* "The little fight ended in a stalemate. Capsaicin is bringing both girls to a safe place to rest as they both knocked each other out. Don't worry though, as a potion expert, who knows a lot about medicine, I'll take care of them in your stead though you will owe me a favor, Beast of Destruction." *With that, he left.*

"I really need to ask Shadow Milk if he is at all related to that kid."

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I DIDN'T PLAN THIS EITHER I PROMISE! I JUST WANTED TO POST IT BEFORE MY SILLY TINY BRAIN FORGETS *SOBS*

My brain has been hyperfixating on the Fix a Beast au made by the wonderful @fishymom-art and while I know this will never happen I want to spill out my brain guts (might accidentally slip in a headcannon or two so sorry please don't hate me) :)

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*We start off with Wizard cookie walking up to Shadow Milk Cookie, tugging at his sleeves and with the most blunt voice says,* "Teach me more magic."

*Shadow Milk Cookie, caught off guard, immediately replies* "What? Why?"

*Taking a very deep breath Wizard Cookie begins his rant.* "Because since almost the beginning of our creation I, Strawberry Cookie, and Gingerbrave have been in almost every single battle and traumatic event that the ancient heroes have been in. How helpful we are is a different story. I thought with you guys being redeemed means that it would be done, but NOOOO. Apparently, your lives are just as much as a novel that I would read on my free time as their lives and with two more beasts left to redeem and a suspicious lack of your two sidekicks, seriously how did Nutmeg Tiger Cookie agree to this peace but not those two, we might have at least one more major event and subsequent fight. As for why I come to you, whether you like it or not you were the Fount of Knowledge and still are a very adept magic user."

*Finally, Wizard Cookie exhales and breathes normally before managing to pull Shadow Milk Cookie to him harshly.* "So, again, Teach. Me. More. Magic."

"First of all, surprised you managed to say all that without breathing. Secondly, fine but do not expect me to go easy." *Shadow Milk complies internally screaming after hearing everything, knowing he himself was one of those instances, yet masks it quite well out of pure instinct.*

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My brain has been hyperfixating on the Fix a Beast au made by the wonderful @fishymom-art and while I know this will never happen I want to spill out my brain guts (might accidentally slip in a headcannon or two so sorry please don't hate me) :)

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*We start off with Wizard cookie walking up to Shadow Milk Cookie, tugging at his sleeves and with the most blunt voice says,* "Teach me more magic."

*Shadow Milk Cookie, caught off guard, immediately replies* "What? Why?"

*Taking a very deep breath Wizard Cookie begins his rant.* "Because since almost the beginning of our creation I, Strawberry Cookie, and Gingerbrave have been in almost every single battle and traumatic event that the ancient heroes have been in. How helpful we are is a different story. I thought with you guys being redeemed means that it would be done, but NOOOO. Apparently, your lives are just as much as a novel that I would read on my free time as their lives and with two more beasts left to redeem and a suspicious lack of your two sidekicks, seriously how did Nutmeg Tiger Cookie agree to this peace but not those two, we might have at least one more major event and subsequent fight. As for why I come to you, whether you like it or not you were the Fount of Knowledge and still are a very adept magic user."

*Finally, Wizard Cookie exhales and breathes normally before managing to pull Shadow Milk Cookie to him harshly.* "So, again, Teach. Me. More. Magic."

"First of all, surprised you managed to say all that without breathing. Secondly, fine but do not expect me to go easy." *Shadow Milk complies internally screaming after hearing everything, knowing he himself was one of those instances, yet masks it quite well out of pure instinct.*

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Does anyone know of a fanfic or a comic where the 'What if' Sage of Truth meets Pure Vanilla Copkie and/or normal Shadow Milk Cookie meeting the 'What if' Truthless Recluse? Please, this thought has been running through my mind.