I'm Sam and uh. What a shitshow this is. Twitter: @sleepysahk Instagram: @ sleepysahk
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"You could have waited inside, my dear Warden." "And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time." "Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."
Help. I'm so deep.
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the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now
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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
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Sliding into your inbox to suggest a DA character: Evka Ivo (and Antoine, if you wish, but that’s two) ♥️ I hope you have a really lovely weekend!!!
Cheers to the cutest warden couple in all of Thedas♡♡♡
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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
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Bitches with trust issues love enemies to lovers because they love the idea of seeing someones worst traits first and still be able to fall in love them without the everpresent underlying fear of weather their worst is something genuinely evil. It's me. I'm bitches.
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Hes beating depression allegations one smile at a time
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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
#im nearly done with my xmas present bc i started in june!!!#no stress and i was able to take several-week breaks when i needed it :)
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