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it’s beginning to look a lot like Slendmas

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Congratulations @wokeslenderman

slenderman?

THE SLENDER MAN (aka SLENDERMAN) from REAL LIFE got an abortion!

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where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

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I’m having slendercramps :(

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If your boss says you can't discuss your wages you should eat them, actually. It's the only way.

slenderman if he was about worker's rights: discuss your wages

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I'm sure slender-collector would be happy to help collect pages out of a small girl's stomach, right @slender-collector ?

"I'm sorry Mister Slenderman I took all your pages and my little sister ate them."

so that's where they went

Can she like, get me new ones? I kinda need those :(

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The gimmickverse is complicated.

Here is a backstory

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trotskyist slenderman has sent us some silly little newspapers, we shall neither collect them nor read them

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Nice afternoon

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Wonderful work as always @bitchlessslenderman

Poll 24:

@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman

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Weird things happen in the gimmickverse.

How did i get into the situation that there is an entire community of specifically rat detector detectors…

Is this normal for tumblr? Does this happen to anyone else? Help????

I know evil blogs pop up from time to time but I’ve not seen something like this.

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guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

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Definitely not at all.

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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The slenderverse always is and always will be.

HOLY TOLITO YOU GUYS

I've peaked. I should retire now nothing else will meet this achievement.

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It does that.

dude your small business fucking bit me

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the slop