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is doll meat vegetarian?

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look. im gonna hold your paws when i tell you this.

yes, i know they weren't paws a moment ago. im trying to tell you. please don't interrupt me, this is important.

you're a mouse now. forever.

yes it's because i put a mouse curse on you when i touched your hands-now-paws.

you're welcome.

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wholesome story :)

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Imagine you're the mayor of belleville and you're like oh this band is from here let's give them a key to the city :) and then you go on stage and this theatre kid diva is like "we, zhe Draag National Band, accept zhis gift, and een celebrations, zhall allow the citizens of New Jersey, England, to participate. In Democracyyy :)"

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dragon hunter who isn’t actually gay but she keeps having lesbian things happen to her because she can’t actually tell the sex of a dragon until it’s too late to do anything and she’s way too polite to say anything about it

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omg ur so funny ! i wanna see how you masturbate .

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big fan of this image

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beer doesn't taste like piss and if it did I'd be more interested

A far more honest and respectable answer

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skinny ppl get so fuckin heated over my "why are you thin" joke posts lmao

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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I was just about to do a meme drawing of the 24 karat labubu but with some fictional characters I like. I look up a reference. And then I find out the 24 karat labubu lady is super mega racist. …. Milkshake Duck

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You should be able to lick someone's post at it'll give them a little messages that says "someone licked your post!" This would require you to lick the screen,

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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Time.

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my piece for @ophazines my figure zine :3