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KOGANE ‼️

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“But their relationship is so fucked up why do you like it?” Brother if you even glanced at the shit I’ve romanticized you’d clutch your pearls so hard your fist would go through your chest

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SCREENCAP REDRAW OF LANCE! (ft. headcanons because fuck you)

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The Large Maw Mermaid, or the more commonly known “Treasure Hoarder”, is a medium sized mermaid found across tropical seas. This mermaid is well documented for gobbling up sunken treasures due its propensity for eating anything it can fit in it’s mouth. Caught specimens are commonly found with bellies full of gems, gold, and other sunken paraphernalia. Its why they are also known by another name, “Neptune’s Purse”.

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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

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I'm thinking of adding a mustache on lucifers face

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OOF

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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

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I love him so much

insta: Midas.S.Crow

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time to have evil sex with my villain wife

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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

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i couldn’t help it

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Idea from @/shyorchidghost on twitter, saying: "I think Alastor sips loudly just to bother people but if someone else does it, it pisses him off lol"

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A gift for Eve.

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Don't know where I found this art, but I fucking love the parallels between Lucifer and Lilith, and, Alastor and Rosie

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Truly divorced dads