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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES

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So I recently saw a video where a wild dolphin comes out of the ocean and gives a human a fish. I did some googling and found out that it’s one of those fish the dolphins use to get high. So this stoned ass dolphin is like “wouldnt it be funny if I passed the blunt to those weird lane dudes?” And went and did it.

Anyway if someone told you a dolphin came out of the ocean and handed you a fish, they’d never fucking believe you. Like it’s lucky this guy got it on video. Imagine if this happened in ancient times.

“Peleus says a dolphin breached the sea and bestowed upon him a poisonous fish”

“We all know Peleus to tell tales!”

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So...

Yes?

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Purcon 8 (2024), Sunday panel Misha with Darius

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"Does the world expect us to be well-behaved victims we're getting killed? For us to be slaughtered without making noise? We've tried peaceful resistance.

We decided to defend our people with whatever weapons we have."

Glory to the resistance.

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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

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