If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god
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now that i’m less confused about identities!!! like this for gh
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i’m never following the crowd again (pun unintended) that was exhausting.
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where did you all get your energy to fix your follow list? and can i borrow some?
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being an adult is awful. every day i have to decide what to eat
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I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
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i am alive, what’ve i missed?
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*6am, opens eyes*
me: I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.
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your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it
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i forgot to mention i recently dropped a new project, yeah that’s a thing. no the band isn’t disbanding again please do not form any angry mobs thanks.
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god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful
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that’s why my netflix watch list is so big. will i ever truly get around to watching any of it? not likely.
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me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean
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good news i saved the pastry by eating something with sustenance.
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suddenly year 3000 is playing softly in the distance
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