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slightlyleft · 5 hours ago
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i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything
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slightlyleft · 5 hours ago
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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slightlyleft · 2 days ago
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the last time I went out for drinks with a guy, I folded my cloth napkin into a (slightly imperfect) crane, and he was not impressed at all. why do I even BOTHER to train my ABILITIES.
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slightlyleft · 3 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe
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slightlyleft · 4 days ago
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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slightlyleft · 5 days ago
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can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?
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slightlyleft · 6 days ago
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slightlyleft · 6 days ago
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slightlyleft · 6 days ago
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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.
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slightlyleft · 6 days ago
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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slightlyleft · 11 days ago
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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slightlyleft · 13 days ago
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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you
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slightlyleft · 13 days ago
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@wholesome-animal-images
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slightlyleft · 16 days ago
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Sometimes you need to stop seeing the good in people and start seeing what they show you
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slightlyleft · 16 days ago
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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me
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slightlyleft · 16 days ago
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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better
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slightlyleft · 16 days ago
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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