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i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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the last time I went out for drinks with a guy, I folded my cloth napkin into a (slightly imperfect) crane, and he was not impressed at all. why do I even BOTHER to train my ABILITIES.
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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?
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#big DM energy as well#the monkeys ruined my delicately crafted experiment#wait... the monkeys have talked themselves back into the experiment slightly to the left and with silly hats now#BUT IT WORKS
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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you
#when i was both trying to work on myself and save that relationship#and told him I'd realized that for any given decision#i cared 80% what he wanted and only 20% what i wanted#and that that wasnt fair#so i wanted to work on caring more about myself#and I technically wanted him to care more about me too cause he didnt give a shiiiiiiit#and he said no.#That he didnt WANT me to value myself more or care more than 20% about my own interests for any collaborative decision#because that would mean i would be caring less about his wants#... it's what finally made me fully realize what he thought if me#im bad at choosing people >.<
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Sometimes you need to stop seeing the good in people and start seeing what they show you
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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better
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