slim-it-newt-blog
slim-it-newt-blog
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“I promised him!" he screamed, realizing even as he did so that his voice was laced with something wrong. Almost insanity. "I promised I'd save him, take him home! I promised him!” -- I love a lot of things and I mean a lot. But nothing like books and TV shows 
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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me talking passionately about peter parker even though nobody is asking
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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《I remember how it all began.》
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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twelve-year-old percy has the power of god AND anime on his side while fighting the minotaur
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Monsters when Percy was 12 years old: Fuck Percy Jackson!
Monsters when Percy is 17 years old: Fuck, it’s Percy Jackson!
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Percy: I was beginning to think I’d never see you again. I almost forgot what your face looked like.
Annabeth: It’s been twelve minutes.
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Jason: Friendly reminder, that after each day passing, you are closer to finding your soulmate.
Nico: And your grave.
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Leo: Just remember, don't freeze when you see her.
Jason: What're you talking about? I never freeze.
[later]
Jason: [freezes] Piper... hi.
[Leo appears and saves Jason]
Leo: You froze.
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Me: Hey brain, can I get a social life?
Brain: Is it in a fandom?
Me: No
Brain: Then what's the point?
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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it is possible to accomplish things your anxiety has made you feel you could never do
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Richie: Geez. You on your period, Bev?
Bev: *leans close and whispers* I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Richie: [talking to henry] What the FUCK is up, Bowers? No, what did you say? What the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up, Bowers! 
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Ben: What kind of tea is this???
Richie: I boiled some Gatorade.
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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Richie: *sighs*
Eddie:
Richie: *Sighs louder*
Eddie, annoyed: Are you upset?
Richie: Yeah, but I don’t want to talk about it…
Eddie: Then shut the FUCK up
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I’m quiet because...
Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud
Gryffindor: my actions speak 
Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response
Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything
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slim-it-newt-blog · 7 years ago
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How you see yourself when you’re sorted into Slytherin
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How everyone else sees you when you’re sorted into Slytherin
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