slimebird
slimebird
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slimebird · 2 hours ago
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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid
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slimebird · 3 days ago
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Natey colour study
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slimebird · 3 days ago
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Metroid by Teke
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slimebird · 3 days ago
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Pigeon Party 🕊
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slimebird · 5 days ago
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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slimebird · 5 days ago
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slimebird · 5 days ago
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↑ What it's like to have best friends
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slimebird · 7 days ago
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Creature vaugly similar to a turtle dove
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slimebird · 9 days ago
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Mandibuzz -- Mitsuhiro Arita
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slimebird · 9 days ago
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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends
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slimebird · 13 days ago
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slimebird · 17 days ago
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Black-crowned Night Heron (Nycticorax nycticorax) observation by eleggua
happy pride
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slimebird · 19 days ago
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slimebird · 20 days ago
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ok but fr cis ppl are like "oh so you were a boy but now youre a girl? ill make sure to remember you as primarily a boy who i have to remember to call a girl" instead of just "you are a girl". this is why my dad Accidentally misgendered my friend who he had only ever known as a trans girl, and other such behaviors. in this essay
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